Okay, wow. I'm just going to say right now that I bloody suck at writing (Unless it's like an essay). The characters may be OOC. I don't know, I've never written in second-person before, so I'll let you guys be the judge of it? Whatever.
Warnings: None, actually, for this chapter, unless you count swearing, but that's kind of a given.
Your name is JOHN EGBERT, you are SIXTEEN YEARS-OLD, and about to go on a cruise to meet three of your internet chums for the first time!
Four of you arranged this way back in December when your good friend JADE HARLEY suggested that you should all meet during spring break. The idea of going on the cruise was brought up by your best bro (who you have a totally unironic crush on) DAVE STRIDER. Apparently, he won four tickets from a local radio station for a cruise to motherfucking DISNEYLAND. You all got permission from your individual parents, so here you are.
The plan, suggested by your therapist friend ROSE LALONDE, was that each of you will get different rooms (hopefully), and after you all get settle, you're apparently supposed to find each other somewhat automatically, because according to ROSE, "You should all know your personalities well enough by now to be able to identify each other." You're actually pretty confident that you'll be able to find all of them.
Well, the lady who's checking everybody's cards is motioning for you, the only person who hasn't boarded the ship, to hurry and get on. You wave good-bye to your DAD one last time and quikly board the ship.
