Hello there! I am the Knight of Arkronia and I would like to welcome you all to my first ever fan-fiction! Inspirations for this story include the Spongebob episode "The Krabby Kronicle", the Ed Edd n' Eddy episode "Truth or Ed", warriorcatgirl375's story "The Smash Mansion Observer", and NinjaFalcon90's story "The Brawling Times" Thank you all, and enjoy!

Chapter 1

It was a calm, peaceful day. Wario was sitting on a park bench, bored out of his mind. Kylie Koopa approached, saying in a vaguely Brooklyn accent "Why hello there good sir!" Wario replied "Bah, scram you little shell-creeper!" Kylie ignored his rudeness and said "I have a joy in my heart that not even you can quench, for this dame has finally got her talents recognized! As of today, I have been elected lead reporter for the Smasher's Gazette!"

"Well, whoop-dee-doo and all that. Are you quite done?" Kylie quickly asked "Actually, the reason I came here is that I was looking for help. Working for such a huge newspaper is a harrowing job, so I figured two heads would be better than one. Would you like to help me publish the Smasher's Gazette and step into the exciting world of journalism?"

"Ha, are you kidding me? I'd rather kiss a Moblin! Go find some other sucker." Kylie walked off and said to herself "Fine, I guess I'll have to find someone else to help me sell the papers." Wario suddenly ran up to her and said "Sell? Did you say sell? Where do I sign?!"