Ok, this is a rough idea. I don't own Megamind, and I'm not making moneys out of this. This is just a crappy story I wrote instead of studing for my psychology test.
I sugest listening to Powerman 5000's Supervillain and/or Drop the Bombshell while reading the scene where my stupid OC picks a fight with Metro Man.
Lunch breaks at high school, are mostly loud and crowded. To get through the mass of teenagers you need to be swift and had a sensor for avoiding people with their trays or things could end up pretty messy. One girl with average high, short dark blond hairs, black eyes, and a cheerleader figure tried to get through the wall of her peers.
„Look! Super villains really exists!" she rushed to her friend holding victoriously a newspaper. "And to make things better, he's only a year older than us!"
"Wow, that's great Lulu." Black haired girl said not putting down her lipstick and a pocket mirror.
"Geez, he's sooo cool!" said Lulu, looking dreamily over a picture on the front page. Her friend finally took a peek.
"Wha? You mean this blue, big headed guy? Oh, come on Lu, I thought you had much better taste in men…"
"Oh, hush Jean, I never commented over you dating that geek from science club."
Jean sneered and grab her stuff. There was no use in talking to Lulu over anything since she took an interest in something.
Few years later
"This sucks!" Lulu, now age 18, read another report on Megamind. Her room was filled with press clips and VHS tapes with live reports on her 'idol' actions. She even had a drawn (by herself) portrait of him, somehow she also managed to get his autograph. Now, she threw the newspaper across the room and sulked. "How come, there's not even one mortal casualty? He's too soft!" she span in her chair. Her eyes jumping from one picture to another, suddenly an idea formed in her head and a wide smile appeared on her face. 'Yes, that would be a really good one.'
Minion opened the doors only to spot a rather scared postman. "Ffforrr M… Misttterr…err Mm… Megaminddd…" He handed to the henchfish a big package. "A… a sign please?"
Poor man run as fast as he could, when Minion returned the form.
"Sir? Had you ordered something?"
Megamind stopped welding one of his newest creations and looked at his friend.
"No, have you?"
"I don't think so…" The fish set the delivery down on one of the tables. "Oh, here's a letter."
Minion opened the envelope and read:
Dear Megamind, Sir.
As one of your biggest fans I thought that I might help you with your future encounters with Metro Man. Oh, of course I'm nowhere as super cool as you are and I'm not trying to insult you in anyway, but I couldn't help myself but to notice that most of your ideas are rather… soft. So here's something that might improve you next plan.
With love
LL
Then they opened the package. The inside was filled with some comics and two movies: Dark Knight and Batman: Begins. Plus a note: I think Joker and Scarecrow and Two-Face were pretty wicked here.
Megamind looked over the content and said: "Just throw it away, Minion."
"Yes, sir."
A year later
The girl known as Lulu, left the hospital, with heavy heart. The doctor's words were like a death sentence. At home she stared blankly at the walls, until another idea popped up. She liked Megamind, but as a super villain he was a bit to plain for her. But what if she became a super villain? She had the knowledge and sources, she had nothing to lose. She smiled evilly. Good bye Lulu, hello…err… She needs to come up with a good nickname, first.
Three years later
Metro Man patrolled the streets looking for any sign of criminals. Suddenly he heard a tune of electronic music mixed with guitars. He rolled his eyes, Megamind again? The little guy got pretty fast with escaping the jail.
Suddenly a building collapsed and lots of blue electric bolts were dancing on the streets, wrapping around light posts and cars.
"Wait a minute…"
The person on the street wasn't Megamind. The stranger wore black armor with spikes, which seemed to produce the electricity and causing the bolts to 'dance' across his body. In his hands were whips made of pure electricity. His head was also covered with matching, face covering, black helmet. Metro Man took a closer look on the new person. It was a she! A super villain woman?
"Hello! Metro Man! Today you'll meet your doom!" The woman spun the whip and cut the car in half. "My name's Electrowhip! I'm the new super villain in here."
Megamind absent-mindedly changed the channels, until he saw a Metro Man and a huge building collapsing. "This is Roxanne Ritchi, reporting straight from the down town, where our hero Metro Man is facing a new super villain! Yes, dear citizens of Metro City! We have a new treat in town! It seems that Metro Man's enemy is a woman, naming herself Electrowhip!" A camera made a close-up on the black silhouette. Electrowhip just cut the street in half.
A super villain other than him? The blue alien couldn't believe his eyes. Someone tried to steal his spotlight! He pulled a small communicator he managed to smuggle with him.
"Minion! We're speeding up the breakout plan! Get me out of here now!"
Electrowhip had fun. Actually she had the time of her life, making Metro Man duck and jump away from her whips. But she knew she needed to get straight to the point soon. She turned off the whip in her right hand and reached for another one, made of solid material. Soon she heard the AC/DC Highway to Hell, the theme music of Megamind. She smiled behind her mask. On with the show.
A hord of Brainbots appeared, some creating a massive smoke screen, while others arranged themself in the shape of Megamind's head. There was an explosion of light and Megamind came out straight from the cloud and he was pretty pissed off.
"What the hell is happening in here?" he demanded.
"Megamind!" the woman cried with faked joy. "How nice for you to join in! Unfortunately, I'm going to achieve something you could never do! Obliterate Metro Man!"
"Oh, yeah? And how are you going to do it?"
"Watch!"
During this verbal exchange, Metro Man flew over to one of the collapsed building and lifted one big part of it. Then threw it straight at the female super villain. Electrowhip was prepared for this and just slashed the rumble with her left whip. Then she quickly spun the other whip and wrapped it around Metro Man bringing him down on the ground. Super hero tried to free himself from her clutched, but to his astonishment he… just… couldn't!
"Yes, Metro Man, this whip is designed to drain your powers." Megamind could swear she smiled wickedly behind that mask. "I think some explanation is required. One of my friends is your sworn fan girl. She somehow obtained a strand of your hair. I 'borrowed' it and analysed it. Then I started experimenting with different minerals from Earth and outer space alike. And I've discovered that a certain mix of those with some chemicals is putting on hold all of your super powers! How's that Metro Man?"
"You won't get away with this, lady." Metro Man answered fighting with the coils.
"I'm afraid I will." she said joyfully.
"Okay, I must admit this is impressive. "Megamind commented as a panic appeared on his nemesis's face. "So, now you're going to tell him he should leave Metrocity or something?"
"Actually, I'm going to kill him."
"What? That's against the rules!"
"YOUR rules!" the woman scolded him. "Not mine." She pulled the whip closer to herself. Metro Man was breathing heavily but still struggled. "I used to be you fan Megamind. But at some point I've noticed that you're too soft for the job. You actually never hurt anyone! How evil is that? So I decided to take things in my own hands. Birds!"
Suddenly a swarm of bionic eagles appeared carrying in their claws….
"Minion." Megamind whispered terrified. The fish seemed unconscious and badly damaged. Before Megamind could make a move he was hit with electrical whip. He flew few meters and collided with a brick wall.
"I thought I should give you a good lesson on how a REAL villain should act." She approached him slowly swinging her hips, dragging Metro Man with her, Megamind wondered if it was her own strength or the armour power up, guess it was the last one. "I still admire your way the presentation, your inventions, but you methods… are a bit wussy. This is HOW you should do it!" She raised her free hand. "Birds! Lunch!"
The eagles cried and tore the alien fish apart.
"Minion!" Megamind screamed in despair as bloody rain fell on the ground. "You!" he clinged his fists with rage.
"Yes! Me!" she spun herself in circle with joy. "Remember this Megamind! The more people around you, the easier its to hurt you. Super villains doesn't have friends!" He jumped on Electrowhip or at least he tried as another bolt got him. She wagged her finger at him with disapproval.
"Birds!"
The eagles nosedived and bind Megamind to the light post with electric like rope. He cried with pain and rage.
"I'm going to kill you!"
"Yes, you are. But before that I need you to hate me more Megamind." She leaned closer to him, and took off her helmet. "Hate me, Megamind. Hate me dearly, hate me passionately, with all you heart, soul and mind." She kissed his lips slightly. "I want the old you to die, I want you to be the same monster I became." She whispered. "Hate me. Kill me. Be the villain I want you to be. I exist only for this purpose Megamind. You are the only reason of my existence."
She moved away. "Now, watch your arch-enemy die!" Suddenly a long and sharp rode appeared in her hand.
Metro Man watched her helplessly. He felt it, he knew it. This time he won't run away… She raised the rode and pierced straight through his head.
"NO!"
Megamind hated mister Goody-Two Shoe, he wanted him to disappear from his life but not like this… not like this! And Minion, his Minion! That bitch is going to pay, he tried to reach for his De-Gun. But this time it won't be dehydration, but destroy!
"Not yet" Electrowhip looked at him knowingly. "You see there is still someone I need to get rid of…" She turned her head to the right.
Blue villain followed her eyes.
'Roxanne' he started to fight with the ropes, but the harder he tried the tighter they became. Suddenly he saw a Brainbot. It was a race with time.
Roxanne stood speechless not believing her eyes. Metro Man… was… dead. She dropped her microphone. It was some kind of nightmare, it has to be! Then she noticed the villainous woman was smiling and looking directly at her. She gulped as the feeling of sudden need to run away washed over her. Electrowhip raised her left hand spinning the whip above her hand. Roxanne raised her hands in defence knowing this won't be much of use. But the hit never came. Instead she heard a scream. Megaminds finally freed himself from the ropes and shoot the other villain in the hand. Roxanne noticed something she never expected to see in his eyes. A killing intent… Electrowhip glanced at him with rage.
"Birds!"
A swarm of her cyber eagles covered her completely. Megamind fired few times but the birds immediately flew up and dispersed. Electrowhip and Metro Man's body gone.
Throw your flames at me! Rate and Rewiev please. I'm out.
I'm tying to get these chapter better. If you have some suggestion on what could be corrected, expanded or erased give me a hint.
I've changed their age. After giving it a though, I decided that Megamind started the whole "serious" villainy in his teens (you know the rebellion age stuff) and someone with so screwed up morality like Electrowhip, would get bored with his game pretty quickly. So in this story Megs is 25.
