Gardevoir is wearing the Laser Scope and the Power Glove and playing Laser Invasion.

Gardevoir: "Voir!" (speaks through telepathy): "You shout into the microphone to fire your missiles. You can also press the B button twice to fire."
Gallade (speaks through telepathy): "Yes, and you can hold the B button to fire your guns."
Kirlia: "The A button brakes and-"
Gardevoir (speaks through telepathy): "Kirlia, see what you did? You shouted out loud and caused the game to shoot for me. Speak through telepathy next time."
Kirlia (speaks through telepathy): "Okay."
Gardevoir (speaks through telepathy): "And the select button switches between missiles and other items."
Gallade (speaks through telepathy): "Yes, and the items are the chaff grenades, ground missiles, and extra fuel."
Gardevoir (speaks through telepathy): "And for very long missions, extra fuel is necessary."
Gallade (speaks through telepathy): "Especially the final stage."
Gardevoir (speaks through telepathy): "Now we're in to rail combat, but this is rather tricky with the Laser Scope."
Gallade (speaks through telepathy): "Well Good luck."
Gardevoir: "Voir! Voir!" [game over] "Well I can't real far in the game, so."
Gallade: "Let me try it out."
Gallade tries to put on the Laser Scope on his head, but can't manage it
Gallade: "This won't fit me because of my bladed head. I'm going to have to use the Zapper."
Gardevoir: "You can even hold the trigger to fire your guns."

Moments later...

Gallade: "Using the Zapper is better than the Laser Scope"
Gardevoir: "There's that guy there. Shoot him!"
Gallade: "I was pointing at him, but it's not registering a hit."
[Videophone rings on the big screen]
Gardevoir: "I'll get it." [Presses the button]

Pikachu: "Gardevoir and family, I have something to tell you!"
Gardevoir: "Is it that you beaten Ninja Gaiden?"
Pikachu: "No, it's something serious!"
Gallade: "What is it?"
Pikachu: "Gothitelle was attacked by a mysterious Pokémon at a cosplay event."
Gardevoir: "Are you sure?"
Pikachu: "Yes, and today's the last day. So get there ASAP."

Gallade: "honey, kids, get your costumes and let's go!"

Who is this mysterious Pokemon? We'll find out later.
Meanwhile at Lucario's house...

Lucario: "oh, no I'm running out of air! WHERE'S THE DOGGONE AIR BUBBLES?"
[Sonic drowns, game over] Lucario: "Come on! That wasn't fair!"
[Phone rings] [Lucario answers the phone] Lucario: "Hello?"
Blaziken (dressed as Link): "I'm at a cosplay event, and Gothitelle was attacked by some Pokémon."
Lucario: "I'll be there right away!"

Blaziken: "Don't worry Gothitelle, I'll save you!"

Gothitelle (dressed as Zelda): "Help me!"
Machamp (dressed as Nick Bruiser): "Soon my ladies, you're going to be my slaves."
Lilligant (dressed as Daisy): "Not in a thousand years!"
Machamp: "Silence, you flower princess! There is nothing you can do."
Lopunny (dressed as Hatsune Miku): "When is that bird going to save us?"
[Opens door] Blaziken: "Let her go this instant!"
Machamp: "Don't make another move or the girls are going to get it."
Blaziken: "What else can I do to save her?"
Machamp: "Tell you what, if you beat me 3 out of 5 in Street Fighter II Champion Edition, They'll be free. But should you lose, you'll be with them."
Lilligant: "Be careful, he's an expert at fighting games."
Clefable (dressed as Peach): "He's also great at Mortal Kombat. It takes more than a fatality to beat this professional."
Blaziken: "Let the games begin!"
Gothitelle: "Do your best, Blaziken!"

[Gallade's car enters parking lot and parks car in parking lane]
Gallade (dressed as Arthur): "Kids, stay close to mom for me."
Ralts (dressed as Toad) and Kirlia (dressed as Roll) in unison: "Got it."
Gardevoir (dressed as Terra): "Good luck honey."

[Spectators watching, speaking indistinctly]
[Blaziken vs. Machamp - match 1 - Ken vs. Zangief]
Blaziken: "C'mon! why can't I fight back?!"
[Knockout - Zangief Wins!]
Gothitelle: "Blaziken, don't underestimate your opponent!"
[Gallade and co. enters] Nidoking (dressed as Bowser): "Hello there guys."
Ralts: "You look creepy..."
Nidoking: "I'm the drummer from the famous Moon Quintet."
Nidoqueen (dressed as Empress Bulblax): "I play the bass."
Wigglytuff (dressed as Amy Rose): "I play the guitar."
Clefable: "I lead sing."
Delcatty (Dressed as Pop-Tart Cat): "And I'm the back-up singer."
Wigglytuff: "The second fighting match is about to begin."
Nidoking: "And Blaziken has put his life on the line for Gothitelle."
Gardevoir: "I hope he does it. Good luck, Blaziken!"
[Match 2 - Dhalsim vs. Balrog (M. Bison in the Asian versions)]
Gallade (whispers to Gardevoir): "If he loses his next match, try to distract his opponent."
Gardevoir (whispers to Gallade): "When will that be?"
Gallade (whispers to Gardevoir): "If he gets KO'd two times in the match."
Gardevoir (whispers to Gallade): "Okay, and how do I do that?"
Gallade (whispers to Gardevoir): "Maybe try to sing Meloetta's Love Melody."
Gardevoir (whispers to Gallade): "What melody?"
Gallade (whispers to Gardevoir): "Here's the sheet music for it."
Gardevoir (whispers to Gallade): "Okay."

[Lucario drives up]
Lucario: "Okay. I'll dress up as Sonic."
[walks in]
Nidoking: "Hello there, and welcome."
Delcatty: "Blaziken is challenging Machamp to save Gothitelle."
Blaziken: "No! I'm dizzy and can't fight back. Dang it!"
[Balrog Wins!]
Machamp: "One more, and it's sayonara, feather face!"
Lucario: "Guys, let's bust in to the game."
Gallade: "No way, you won't have a fighting chance."
Lucario: "But he's going to regret it."
[match 3 - Sagat vs. Chun Li]
Gothitelle: "The next match has started."
Lucario: "My vitality's down to half."
Gallade: "Sing it."
[Gardevoir sings]: laaa la la laaa ... laaa la la laaa ...
[Clefable, Wigglytuff, Delcatty sings]: laaa la la laaa la la laaa la la laaa ...
Lucario: "Focus, Blaziken..."
[Lopunny, Lilligant, Gothitelle sings]: laaa la la laaa ... laaa la la laaa ...
[Ralts, Kirlia, Nidoking, Nidoqueen sings ]: laaa la la laaa laaa laaa la la laaa.
Gallade: "Lucario, distract Machamp for a while, let me save Gothitelle."
Lucario: "Okay." "Hey Machamp, what's that to your left?"
Machamp: "Huh?"
[Tiger uppercut! knockout - Sagat Wins!]
Gothitelle: "Good one, Blaziken!"
Gallade (whispering): "Girls, keep singing while I free you."
[match 4 - Ryu vs. Blanka]
[Continues singing]: laaa la la laaa ... laaa la la laaa ...
Machamp: "I can't focus..."
[Lucario, Gallade singing]: laaa la la laaa la la laaa la la laaa ...
[Hadouken! Shoryuken!] laaa la la laaa ... laaa la la laaa ... laaa-
Machamp: "CUT IT OUT!"
Gallade: "Hold on to the ropes."
[Ryu Wins! 2-2]
Gallade: "Blaziken, just one more!"

[later in final match... - Guile vs. E. Honda]
Blaziken: "You keep blocking my sonic booms..."
Machamp: "I'm gonna finish you off!"
Gallade: "Time to cut the cord!"
[Gallade uses Slash to cut the power cord to the arcade machine]
Lucario: "Blaziken, jump away!"
[Gardevoir uses Psychic on Machamp]
Gardevoir: "Gothitelle, need some help."
[Gothitelle uses Psyshock on Machamp]
Lucario: "Watch the power of Aura!"
[Lucario launches Focus Blast at Machamp]
Lopunny: "Let me do this..."
[Lopunny used Attract on Machamp, infatuating him]
Lopunny: "Girls, get back."
[Nidoking uses Horn Attack and Nidoqueen uses Body Slam on Machamp, knocking him out]

[ later that evening... ]
Clefable: Sorry about what happened earlier. That Machamp has been taken away. Anyway, let's end this with this song. Hit it!
[Delcatty sings to the tune of Nyan Cat]: Nya nya, nya nya, nya, nya nya nya, nya, nya
Nya, nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya
Nya nya, nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya, nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya, nya, nya

Nya nya, nya nya, nya, nya nya nya, nya, nya, Nya, nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya
Nya nya, nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya, nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya, nya, nya

Nya, nya nya nya, nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya, nya, nya, nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya,
nya nya nya, nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya, nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya, nya

Nya, nya nya nya, nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya, nya, nya, nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya,
nya nya nya, nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya, nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya, nya...

So, Gothitelle was saved by Gallade and Lucario.
Everybody heads back home and stop for the day.
What other possible ways can the gaming world go?
Can all old-school games be beaten?
You're going to have to find out.

?: ... Drat! I can't believe what happened! If I can get my hands on any of those damsels, then I could invade the world. I'll have to hire someone else...

to be continued

Okay, for those who were curious, Nick Bruiser is the final boxer you'll ever face on Super Punch-Out on SNES.