When I got up the first
thing I noticed was that is was dark out. I glanced down to my clock,
it was 8am. The sun rose at 7:23am. Goddamit, what had they done this
time? Destroy the sun? I pulled on some clothes and went to the
bathroom. I looked in the mirror. A pale green haired girl stared
back at me. I checked for wings, the remains of my horns and the stub
of a tail that I still had. All still there. So they hadn't managed
to Fuck up reality…
"OMG WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY
HOUSE!?!?!" I could hear Kenji from here…
I got back to my
room and opened my window. Huh. Turns out it wasn't dark out, there
was just something covering my window. Or should I say somthings.
There were hun- thous- no Millions of leaves covering the entire
property.
"THERE AREN'T EVEN THAT MANY TREES HERE!" Kenji
yelled
That was true though… there was only one guy who could
have done this, and one minion who was about to be in BIG trouble for
giving him the idea.
"Ryuu? Can I talk to you? And Loki? I know
you can't resist seeing a plan come together"
"Well, looks
like we've been caught" Loki laughed from the other side of my
closet door.
" Too bad Hatori
didn't freak out though" Ryuu popped up beside him.
"Are you
kidding? I LIVE with Tsume, CM, Yuuki AND Emri." I reminded
him.
"Well the fun is over, I'm leaving." Loki said before
exiting through my window.
"EVERYONE GET DOWN HERE NOW!"
Kenji yelled.
Damn you Loki.
"lol wut?" Tsume
grimaced.
"I said you guys have to rake this up as punishment."
Kenji said.
"But we didn't do anything! It was all that stupid
red haired retard's fault!" Yuuki complained.
"Yea, but
only because none of you stopped him! I have to go to work and I
expect all the leaves to be GONE when I get back."
"We're
boned"
"It's too slooooow!" Tsume complained.
"Don't
complain, I'm still surprised that you owned this many rakes.
Really why the hell would two people own seven rakes? It doesn't
make sense!" Yuuki asked.
"Well I'm tiered of this charade."
I yawned. I started walking inside.
"Hatori! You have to help!"
Tsume complained, again.
"Don't worry, I'll be right back."
I promised.
I knew exactly what I was looking for anyway.
their
reactions were simultaneous..
"What the hell is that" was
Yuuki's.
"OMG where did you get that?" was Tsume.
"Umm am I missing
something here?" Asa.
"Why didn't you get that sooner?"
Was Ryuu.
"A Deku leaf, it's a secret, Yes and because I love
watching other people have to do un-nessisary work." I answered.
"I'm still confused." Asa sighed.
"A deku leaf is
something from a Legend of Zelda game that can fire a huge amount of
air." I filled in our gaming challenged friend.
"So we can
use it like a giant leaf blower!" Tsume added.
"Is that really
a good idea?" Yuuki critiqued.
"Probably not" I admitted.
"But would you rather be raking all day?"
"Fire that thing
up!" Ryuu cheered.
When Kenji got home he was speechless.
Well not exactly speechless. He managed Wha- How did- before
Tsume glomped him.
"Don't ask, just be glad the house is
still here." Yuuki advised.
Kenji gave in and sighed
deeply.
"Whatever. I think I'll just go make dinner"
