*Love at First Slap!*
I was sitting on one of the top tree branches looking over the snowy fields. I had my broomstick in one hand and a book in the other. It was my third year at Hogwarts, and I have had it with all the perverts! I mean, my best friend, Lily Evans, and I keep on getting hit on by the same guys: James Potter, Yuki Hannings, and Severus Snape. I'm not quite sure if I should call them perverts though...and that's only because I think Yuki is hot...that's all. Nothing else. I sighed as I saw my owl fly over to my shoulder with a note tied to it's foot. I untied the note and read aloud:
Mikoto,
It's Lily, I need you to come to the courtyard now right now! A fight's about to break out between Potter & Snape!
I need you to come and break it up!
Hurry!
"Crap!" I quickly put my book in my bag, jumped on my broomstick and flew right over to the courtyard as fast as possible. "Why do I have to break up the fight?! Dammit, Lily, can't you do it yourself?!" As I flew to Hogwarts, I kept on hearing chants in the distance, "Fight! Fight! Fight!" Shit! I thought, There's actually a fight this time! When I finally arrived at the courtyard, I saw a big circle of kids surrounding Jame and Yuki. I immediately touched down and ran over to Lily. "What happen?!" "James is upset because apparently Yuki took his wand." said Ruby as she pooped up right behind Lily. "Here, hold my broomstick." I gave it to Lily and began to get myself through the crowd of people to see.
As I got closer, I heard the two boys arguing: "Just give me my damn wand and end this like nothing happen, Severus!" yelled James. "I don't even have your stupid wand! Besides, why would I take your wand?! We're best friends and you should know that!" Severus shouted back. "If your wand was missing, you should have asked Snape over there first! He's the crafty one!" "Whatever, Snape!"Severus then glared at James and dashed right towards him. I then began to run, until Lily went and pushed m out of the way. Then-*BAM!* Lily was on the ground with blood coming out of her mouth. Instead of Jame taking the blow, Lily took it for him
