This is me!!! My name is Megumi. I'm 16, and live in New York with my sister, Riley! Now for a bit about me. I'm the Anti-fuckin-Christ. My father is Lucifer, you know, the devil? Every time you sin, I, as well as my dad, get stronger! But I could easily kick his ass to Pluto and back again!
ME YAY!!!! My name is Riley. Im the anti christs older and somewhat more sane sister. Im half vampire and half werewolf don't ask how that hppnd when my dad is Lucifer because I don't fuckin know. O did I mention that im a psychotic homicidal pyromaniac?
This is Riley an me when we were kids. This particular picture was taken during Christmas shopping. Riley is on the left and im on the right
This is me (Riley) when I was ten. I fell out of that tree and forgot who I was for a while. Then Megumi and I chased each other around with chainsaws when some people tried to break in. The whole house was flooded with blood, but me and Megumi weren't harmed. Dad was so proud!!! Then our cousins, Sasuke and Itachi Uchiha, came in. WOW were they scared. Then Itachi showed his true colors…… and I think (Megumi agrees) that he is gay.
Anyway, in one day, we sent all of New York to hell in a hand basket. And this is how we did it.
Disclaimer: WE DO NOT OWN SHAMAN KING… or else Tao Ren would be mine!!!
Chapter one
From Vacation to Hell
Several people stepped off the train. Anna, Yoh, Ren, Manta, Ryu, Chocolove, Jean, Lyserg, Horohoro, Pirika, Jun, Bailong, and Faust had all traveled to New York from Japan on vacation.
Anna: "Yoh. Go get the bags."
Yoh: "Right. Hey guys, you smell that?"
Everyone stayed quiet for a bit.
Faust: "That is the smell of dead people."
Ren: "Look!"
A heard of undead stumbled over towards them.
Pirika: "Oh No!"
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Two girls, the few surviving New Yorkers, stood on top of a sky scraper. One was praying, reciting an ancient dark chant. Her eyes snapped open.
Megumi: "Riley, there are shamans here."
Riley: "Hn."
Megumi: "One of them is a necromancer."
Riley: "Really?! YAY!"
Megumi: "Lets wait and see if they survive."
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Everyone gasped for breath as the last of the undead were beheaded. Everyone who had weapons had fought, while those who didn't, made some.
Anna: "What…. What is going on?! New York is…."
Pirika: "This was supposed to be vacation!"
Jean: "I sense a strong power… there!"
Jean pointed to a nearby sky scraper, where Ren could barely make out the shapes of what looked like two people.
Yoh: "….Lets go."
Everyone nodded and began walking through the streets of New York, as undead shuffled in the streets and alleys. New York was now a serious clusterfuck.
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Megumi: "They survived. My, its windy- out?"
The strong winds had finally blown Megumi backwards, off the sky scraper. Riley hadn't even noticed.
Megumi: "RILEY YOU IDIOT! I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE RESPONSABLE ONE!"
Riley looked down to see her sister falling.
Riley: "Oh SHIT. Better go make sure no one messes with her." Riley jumped as well.
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Yoh and the others, now covered in the blood of zombies, were at the foot of the sky scraper. Painted on the walls, windows and ground surrounding the sky scraper were satanic symbols written in blood. Jean and Pirika looked around, once again in horror.
???: "RILEY, HELP! GOD DAMMIT!"
Ren looked up and saw a girl falling. The girl broke a tree branch, then managed to grab hold of the next one. Letting go, she landed gracefully on her feet. Almost like a cat.
Yoh: "You okay?"
The weird cat girl (what Ren has decided to call her): "Yeah, I think so. I'm Megumi."
The girl was shaking from the shock of the fall. Horohoro approached her, worried. And because no one else would. Not even Ryu. Megumi looked up and jumped a yard away from Horohoro. A girl who looked just like Megumi came crashing down on his head.
Girl 2: "Megumi, you okay?"
Megumi (who is obviously pissed.): "NO! I ALMOST FELL TO MY DEATH! And now I feel funny…. And not in a good way."
Megumi wobbled, struggling to continue standing. A heard of undead approached.
Ren: Crap! What a shitty time!
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The undead New Yorkers stared at Megumi.
Megumi: "….I am not in the mood to deal with you fuckers."
Riley: "This oughta be interesting."
The undead shuffled forward, knowing that Megumi would kill them. Fire burst from the ground, shattering the concrete.
Megumi: Did you think I was joking?! Did you believe I am merciful?! I did not become one of Hell's most feared persons by being nice! "Die fuckers!!!"
Riley burst out laughing.
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Ren watched as the fire burnt the zombies. Megumi growled, kicking one's head off as if it was a soccer ball. Jean gaped in both awe and horror. Manta was…. Manta. The Megumi-look-a-like laughed.
Megumi-look-a-like: "Wow Megumi, that was great!!"
Megumi: "….Shut it Riley."
Riley: "Aw, not feelin well? Too bad."
Megumi: "Hey, you KNOW what I've been doing all day."
This had peaked both Ren and Anna's curiosity.
Megumi: "Riley, get off that kid's head. You're going to kill him, then he'll be a zombie and try to kill his friends, most likely succeed, and so on and so on and so forth."
Riley: "Oh I didn't even notice he was down there. Wait…. WHY THE HELL IS HE UNDER ME WHILE IM IN A SKIRT?!"
Riley stomped her victim's face into the ground. Megumi sighed and began to walk away when she noticed a building that had, earlier that morning, been a mall.
Megumi: "Did you know that that's home to the largest Hot Topic store in the world?"
Riley: "Really? LET'S GO!!"
Megumi laughed as Riley began pulling her to the mall.
Megumi: "Never thought you'd rush to a mall!!"
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Ren watched as Riley pulled Megumi into the mall as Chocolove was pulling Horohoro from the ground. They, not knowing what to do, followed the two girls since they'd be safest with them. Ren looked up and saw something gleaming in the distance. Whatever it was, it would be at New York in hours.
Elsewhere, several scientists/priests sat at large computers.
Woman 1: "Missile has been launched."
Man 1: "Good. Now that little bitch, the anti Christ, will be gone."
Woman 1: If you say so. "Yes sir. The missile should hit in an hour."
Man 2: "What if what they say is true- that Megumi is so strong even her own father cannot disobey her?"
The first man slapped the second one. (Author 1: BITCH SLAPPED!)
Man 1: "Don't speak such nonsense. Megumi is just a demonic little girl. There's no way she could defeat Lucifer. And her bitch(Author2: they say bitch likes it's a bad thing) of a sister is just as bad. Worse, even. If there are survivors in New York City, they die for the greater good."
Little did they know, Megumi could hear the whole thing thanks to a little shadow imp sitting in the air vent.
Megumi giggled.
Riley: "Whats happenin?"
Megumi: "Some retarded holy men are trying to kill us with a nuke. And they think that Lucifer is stronger than us. Losers."
Riley: "……what retards."
Riley smirked as she cleared out Hot Topic. Megumi's eyes lit up as she saw the Skelanimals section.
Megumi: "…MINE."
Megumi only took all the ones that were cute, and then took all the Gir items.
Megumi looked up at the sky and saw the nuke.
Anna: "What is that?"
Megumi: "….A nuke."
Everyone: "What?!"
Yoh: "Where are Ryu and Manta?"
Everyone turned around the corner and gasped/screamed.
Ryu had Manta held up against the wall kissing him(Author2:throws up can this get anymore disgusting) (Author 1: HA! Don't I wish! –is now blind due to the mental image, as Im sure you are too-)Riley called Ren over and tells him to go calm Megumi down while she goes to take care of this rather disturbing incident.
Megumi: "OH GOD MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!!!!"
Ren: "Really?"
Megumi took her hands away from her face- tears of blood streamed down her face.
Megumi: "That answer your question?"
Megumi then fainted from the sight, landing in Ren's arms.
Ren: "….. Well aint this just great."
Riley set up a circle around the sick scene. She then muttered a spell that anyone that had lived in Hell knew, blowing the inside of the circle, and anything in it, up. She looked over and saw Ren lifting Megumi's unconscious body up.
Riley: "….I knew she was still too innocent for the surface world."
Anna: "Huh?"
Riley: "Nothing. Now…. MEGUMI WAKE UP!!!!"
Riley had startled Ren so badly, he accidentally dropped Megumi, waking her up. Riley walked up and smack him upside the head with a blowfish.
Ren: "OW! What was that for?!"
Riley: "For dropping Megumi, Baka."
Megumi: "My head hurts."
Riley: "Too bad. Make a barrier. NOW."
Megumi got up and began repeating the dark incantation that had sent New York to hell in the first place. A black, glass like barrier appeared all around them, Jean and everyone gasping.
Jean: Megumi is not human…. God has told me that she is even stronger than her father, Lucifer!!! And Riley…. She cant be good news either. These girls are agents of hell… they MUST die!
Riley: A holy girl, eh? Sorry, girlie. God's reach is limited here. You may as well kiss your ass goodbye. "Grrrrrrr….."
Megumi: Riley, whats going on?
Riley: Jeanie there is a holy girl. And she don't like us much.
Megumi: So? God knows he cant come anywhere near me, nor can his bitches aka the angels. "Everyone get ready, this is gonna get noisy!!"
Riley: Still we should keep our guard up round this girl. Who know what stupid shit she might pull!
Megumi nodded slightly and felt Jean's glare dig into the back of her head.
Megumi: If looks could kill.
