Angel (Not from Maximum Ride): This is short, but the chapters WILL BE LONGER.
Luna: -_-
Star: What the Hell? Stop sleeping Luna.
Angel: Be nice, star.
Star: *yanks Luna's pillow and dumps water on her* This is as nice as I get.
Luna: Whatevs. Zzzzzzz
Star: No! What the F***! Can't you stay awake for the disclaimer?
Luna: -_- Zzzzzzzz
Star: It's your turn, Luna. I hate you. *evil smirk* I hate One Direction.
Luna and Angel:* gasps* I hate you Star!
Star: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Luna and Angel: Fang, go kill her.
Fang(from MR): * gets up from couch he was sitting on watch Monday night football and chases Star to attack her for insulting One Direction
Luna: Ok, so I had a dream once that I owned MR, but then I woke up, and I realized I didn't. I almost committed suicide, but then Fang came and picked me up and flew me to London so I could meet One Direction, and I was happy again.
Angel: OK
Luna: -_-
Star: AHHHHHH! Wait- he's not chasing me anymore. Where am I, and why do I see penguins? She doesn't own MR, sadly.
Kick. Punch.
I winced, but tried not to let Jeb see my pain. He only would want to hurt me more. Confused? So am I. Let me start at the beginning.
My name is Maximum Ride. This is my hell, I mean, life. My mom, Valencia Martinez, was killed in a car accident eight years ago, when I was seven.
Slap.
This is normal. The hitting, kicking, punching stuff. Jeb abuses me. But I don't care, because There's nothing else the world can take from me. It literally can't get any worse. Like, if I die, it's still better.
Whap. My leg stings from a bat that hit it.
"Ow." I cry out in pain. " Ow, Stop!"
"WHAT DID YOU SAY!?"
I flinch as his fist hits my head and the last thing I see is blackness.
Did you notice that the AN is bigger than the chapter? I think its funny. Cookies if you review. It will be longer later on! I swear, I'm not really in a writing mood, I just decided I hadn't posted something in so long and school is horrible.
Luna: Yawn. Cookies! -_-
Star: What the Hell! * slaps Luna and grabs the cookies*
Angel: Gimme those!
Fang: Grabs them and hands them to Max.
Max: Yay. * Eats them all with Fang, locked in the bathroom, because the girls want cookies*
