Chapter 1

I was in biology when It happened, right in front of the whole class... and Edward. I went up to the front of the room to look through the microscope for one of the new labs, with Edward right behind me. I was bending down to the table to look through the lenses, when... pooooot.

I farted.

I cringed as the class became quiet.

Fortunately, the smell wasn't too bad; only Edward could smell it... ugh. Edward.

I turned around slowly to see him grinning like a maniac, laughing quietly under his breath. But still audible to the whole room.

I glared at him, steadily turning a bright red that lit my whole face on fire. "Edward..." I gowled, mortified, that my own boyfriend was laughing at me.

Mike jumped to my defense immediately. Whether it was a good thing or a bad thing... I didn't know. "Grow up, Cullen," he sneered, "Everyone farts. What, you haven't farted recently in your life?"

"No," Edward answered the question, smirking because it was true. Mike snorted and glared at Edward as I stood fuming. "You're so immature," Mike continued in disgust. "What are you, a ten year old?"

"Far from it," Edward replied, enjoying himself.

Something in me snapped then. It was time for revenge. I stepped over to Mike's side and threw an arm around his shoulders. "Thanks, Mike," I breathed, looking up at him through my lashes, "For being there for me when someone wasn't!"

Mike blinked, dazed, but soon recovered. He grinned. "Anything, babe," he said, smirking over at Edward, growing confident of himself enough to call me "babe". I tried not to grimace, but I think Edward saw through me. He shrugged, unbothered, and gave me a dazzling smile that I tried to ignore. "I'm at the usual spot at lunch if you need me," he said."