A/N: A random fan fic spawned from some drawings I have on my Microsoft Paint app on my laptop. I don't own anyone, but the concept and the idea of these two being related. Read & Review.
Eddy was walking down the street after another endless day of scamming kids out of their quarters so he could buy jawbreakers. Double D and Ed had already gone home. Eddy opened the door and saw his mother sitting on the couch with an older girl who nearly looked like her. The girl had fat curly blonde hair and was even fat as his mother with a short pink shirt that exposed her belly and a big part of her chest with blue jeans and black sandals.
"Eddy, look who's come to visit!" Mrs. Sampson called as she saw her scheming son come into the house.
Eddy cringed a bit.
"Ooh, there's my favorite little cousin in the whole wide world!" the girl got up and pulled Eddy into a big tight hug, nearly suffocating him.
Eddy chuckled as he got free and looked up nervously. "Hey, Cousin Sugar..."
"Hi, Cousin Eddy!" Sugar beamed, ruffling up his hair as she set him back down.
"Your cousin is here to visit for the summer, Eddy," Mrs. Sampson explained. "You know how much I love my favorite niece!"
"Yeah, more than me..." Eddy murmured under his breath.
"I want you to show her around tomorrow, introduce her to your friends, and be nice." Mrs. Sampson said, rather firmly.
Eddy heaved a sharp sigh. "Yes, Mom..."
"Good boy, now Sugar, hop off the couch, Eddy needs to get adjusted to his new sleeping arrangements."
"Yes, Auntie Jessica!"
"What!" Eddy caught that. "I'm sleeping on the couch!?"
"Of course, Edwin," Mrs. Sampson told her younger son. "Sugar will sleep in your bed."
"That ain't cool or fair, Mom!"
"Edwin, Sugar is your family..."
Eddy sighed, not being able to argue with his mother without getting a painful loss. "Yes, Mom..."
"Now, help her unpack, I expect to see you two bonding this month." Mrs. Samspon said as she was looking for a pillow and blanket for Eddy to sleep on for the month.
Eddy growled as he went up the stairs with Sugar following. Sugar was just excited about spending the summer with Eddy and the other cul-de-sac kids, but Eddy was far from delighted.
"Did I ever tell ya about the awesome pep talk my mom gives me whenever I'm in one of them pageants back home?" Sugar kept gushing about herself.
"You mean when she tells you to hurry up and get dressed?" Eddy deadpanned as they came to the top of the stairs.
Sugar snorted in laughter and slapped Eddy's back, making him fall down the stairs. "Oh, Eddy, you're such a kidder! I see where the family sense of humor comes from... Eddy?" she looked around as he wasn't up the stairs anymore. She then saw him at the bottom of the stairs. "Eddy! This ain't no time for a nap, now get back up here!"
Eddy moaned and came back up the stairs to let Sugar stay in his room. Why Sugar couldn't be the one on the couch, he didn't understand. Eddy opened the door and unwillingly let Sugar go inside. "This is my room..."
"Oh, my stars!" Sugar gasped and ran in, jumping on the bed which made it fall right down on the floor and nearly break down. "Oh, Eddy, it's the best room I had ever seen! Y'all are so lucky that Uncle Jack and Aunt Jessica let you sleep in a room like this... I mean, it ain't like your brother's room, but it's still cool beans!"
"You've been in my brother's room...?"
"Oh, yeah, when he still lived around here and I'd visit, he'd let me stay in his room sometimes, he was so cool! I wish I had a brother as cool as yours..."
"Don't you have a little brother?" Eddy asked.
"Do I?" Sugar tried to think, then smiled as she sat up. "Oh, yeah! We were visiting in town once... He got lost... I hope he remembers to get back home in time for dinner!"
Eddy flinched a bit at his cousin.
"I appreciate ya lettin' me stay here, Eddy," Sugar scooted closer in the bed and held her knees.
"Kids, dinner time!" Mrs. Sampson called from downstairs.
"Oh, dinner! I'm starved!" Sugar rushed in, grabbing Eddy's hand and dragging him downstairs with her. "Ya gotta eat like a king, queen, and bot-bellied piggy!"
At the Sampson dinner table, Sugar was bragging about how she was so popular and a pageant queen. Eddy simply picked at and ate his macaroni and cheese quietly, not really saying much. Eddy's parents seemed to had been favoring Sugar over their own son as she had a lot of interesting stories to tell that didn't involve scamming kids from their money to go to the candy store for her own benefit.
"Remember, Edwin," Mrs. Sampson spoke up to her son. "You're taking your cousin out with you tomorrow to meet your friends."
"Aw, Mom, do I have to?" Eddy whined.
"You heard your mother, Matthew, you are gonna do it, and you are gonna like it!" Mr. Sampson pounded the table, nearly breaking it because of how strong and big his fist was.
"I'm Eddy, Dad, Eddy..." the pink boy corrected, after being misnamed after his brother.
"Yeah, that's what I said." Mr. Sampson snorted, then ripped at his food viciously like a wild animal.
Mrs. Sampson blinked at that, then smiled at Sugar. "It's so nice to have another girl in the house."
"Aww... That makes me feel prettier than a magnolia in May!" Sugar beamed.
Eddy sighed as he ate. He wondered what adventures awaited the cul-de-sac as he would show and tell his 'friends' about his cousin.
