CHAPTER 1: KURUMU
Tsukune had a problem. A big problem. He wanted to propose to Moka, but he didn`t know what to do! He had bought the ring weeks ago; he was just at a loss about how to propose. It had to be perfect; he would only accept the best for Moka. So he did the only thing he could think of to get the perfect proposal: ask his best friends, aka his former high school harem, about their perfect proposals. He figured that he would meet with Kurumu first; she was Moka`s best friend (besides him) after all. So he called and arranged a meeting with her at a local restaurant. Tsukune got there first and waited. When she finally arrived, as always she turned heads. She noticed Tsukune and, with a squeal, ran over to him and hugged him. Thankfully, she didn`t shove his head in between her breasts. She had stopped doing it when Tsukune and Moka started going out. Instead, she was doing that to the new man that she had found; a Japanese-American boy named Alex Creoshi.
"Well Tsukune, it`s very simple!" Kurumu said in her typical fashion when Tsukune asked how he should propose. "First, you need to get her in the mood… and I mean really in the mood. Then, you have to make love like there`s no tomorrow!" She shouted raising her fist into the air. Tsukune frantically looked around at the other people who were in the restaurant. Kurumu didn`t notice the stares that she was getting from the other customers. "Then, when you are all good and done, you pop the question!" Kurumu looked at Tsukune with expectant eyes. Tsukune stared at Kurumu blanky.
"Um, Kurumu…"
"Yes?"
"That seems more like something you would like, not Moka." Kurumu rolled her eyes.
"Fine." Kurumu said exasperated. "Just put the ring in your neck and when she drinks your blood and it gets stuck on her tooth just ask her then or something." She said with a wave of her hand.
"What the heck was that?" Tsukune exclaimed. "That was totally spur-of-the moment! You didn`t out any thought at all into that! And isn`t that dangerous?"
Things went on like this for quite a while.
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Just a short multi-chaptered ficlet that I wanna start up. I will update sporadically, and please don`t take this too seriously. It`s just a drabble series that I am using just to bring you guys some laughter. I will go through every member of Tsukune`s harem, yes, even Ruby (got some funny ideas for her!). Feel free to leave suggestions on some of the girls' dream proposals! In fact, I ask you to!
