Alternate Universe Two

August 2nd 2016

Denver, Colorado

(Alternate Skipper's POV)

"Sir," Kowalski said, "their playing that song again…" "Then Move faster!" I shouted. "I like to move it! Move it! I like to…Move IT!" "I'm really getting tired of this song!" Kowalski shouted. "Rico ready the cannon!" I said, "and somebody get that wig off of private!" Kowalski ripped the afro off of private, "Singing getting louder!" "Then we're leaving us in time!" I said, "Rico light this candle!" "uh…" "Don't tell me your out of matches!" I said. "I'll get them!" Mort shouting running towards a box marked fireworks. "Is this a match?" "No Sad-eyes!" I shouted when I realize the boxes of fireworks were right next to the cannon fuse, "wait!" Mort moved the matchbox across the fuse of one of the fireworks. "Ah heck," Rico said.

the Fireworks exploded igniting the fuse of the cannon. The Cannon fired shortly afterward sending us flying screaming into the air. "Who leaves fireworks where mort can get to them?" I said glaring at Kowalski. Kowalski shrugged. "Look we're saved!" Private said, "helicopter!" "Wait a minute…" I said, "That's Dan's helicopter!" "Dave!" Kowalski said. A tractor beam shot out from the helicopter stopping us in midair. As we traveled with the helicopter A unfamiliar voice rang out from the loud speaker, "No, I'm not Dave I'm just borrowing this…and oh you don't have to worry about that octopus anymore." A look down and noticed that we were being lifted higher into the air. "Who are you?" I said. "Someone who going to destroy team penguin wherever they exist in the multiverse," the voice said. "Oh," I said, "wait…then that means?"

"Asta la vista penguins," the voice said as the tractor beam deactivated. "It hasn't been pleasant. "Ahhh!" I shouted as we entered freefall. "It's okay men," I said looking at the terrified private, "Kowalski landing options!" "try and slow down your vertical velocity! Odds of surviving are 41.5 percent!" And then the voice rang out of the loudspeaker again, "Let's lower those odds shall we?" Bullet started to rang down from above. "You know what let's try this!" the voice said evilly as the tractor beam shot out again. "Atomization will be ready for fire in twenty seconds…nineteen…eighteen…" "This is it gentlemen," I said, "Kowalski odds of escaping being turned to atoms?" "000000.1% sir," Kowalski said. "fiveteen…sixteen…" "Then there is only one thing left to say," I said. "no," Private said with tears in his eyes, "please no!" "It has been an honor serving with you boys," I said, "Kowalski final options!"

"close you eyes so you don't see it coming sir," Kowalski said. "twelve…eleven…" "No," I said, "we'll go down as we lived, "Smile and wave boys, Smile and wave…" "No!" Private said. "Stay strong solder," I said, "that's an order. "Five…four…three…two…" the tractor beam exploded and a North Wind Jet flying upside down caught us. As we landed on the ceiling the hatch on the bottom of the jet closed. "Corporal! Flip this jet over!" Classified shouted. "aye sir!" The Jet flipped back to it's proper position and we hit the floor with a thud. "What's going on?" I said. "We just saved you from Dr…" "Sir!" eva said, "someone hacked into our systems!" "What did they do?" Classified said. "Self destruct in three…two…one…Noone can escape Dr. Bottlenose…noone." The Jet exploded and we knew no more.

The Prime Universe

August 2nd 2016

New York, New York

Dr. Blowhole's Lair

(Skipper's POV)

"Pen-gu-wins prepare yourselves for Operation…" Blowhole said as he pushes a button, "ENDLESS WINTER!" shouted the ridicously deep voice of blowhole's computer. Blowhole turned to the screen to start the presentation when. "Let me guess," Kowalski said receiving a glare from blowhole. "You intend to block out the sun by creating a massive ash plume by artificially setting off all the world's volcanos. Thus, creating massive environmental chaos that will wipe out one-fifth of the human population."

"Oh thank you professor spoiler," blowhole said, "but…wait…how do you know about the volcanos?" "Well your logo for Operation Endless Winter is a volcano with an ash cloud over it," Kowalski said. "Anyway," blowhole said, "You left out the part where I then rule the entire world! It's the best part…it's my favorite part…" "You do that francis," Doris said from her tank, "I swear I will never invite you to my birthday parties ever again!" "Well if I do this I will be the Ruler of the entire world!" Blowhole said, "so You can't ban me from anything!"

"Except we will beat you!" I shouted. "In you dreams," Blowhole said, "my revenge will finally be complete!" "Not gonna happen," Kowalski said. "yes it is!" Blowhole said, "Red one power up the Magma agitator!" "too bad Operation Endless Winter will never work!" "Of course it will work!" blowhole said, "wait…no…no…why don't you think it will work?" "The Magnetic field…" "I accounted…Oh…I see what you doing! I'm not falling for it anymore!" "Ah…Story of my life," Kowalski said, "wait what exactly am I doing?" Blowhole got real close to Kowalski, "You tried to get to get close enough for you to knock me off balance so you can access my control panel," blowhole said, "but sadly it won't work as I made sure that the trap panel was higher off the ground…Plus putting you at eyelevel is better for my posture. The Days of back pain are long over…for now at least."

"yeah?" Kowalski said, "well what about balance…AS IN YOU GOT NONE!" Kowalski licked blowhole across the forehead causing Blowhole to lose his balance. "Yuck," Kowalski said, "You switched moisterizers!" "yes," Blowhole said, "Because somebody doesn't know the difference between Soap and Moisterizer Lotion!" "What…I can't read!" one of the lobsters said. "THEN LEARN TO READ!" Blowhole shouted. "I usually look for the bottle with the picture of an aloe plant on it." Before Blowhole get his bearing again Kowalski managed to hit the releash button even thought it was a bit of a strain.

"Excellent Kowalski!" Private said. "dolphin exchange!" I shouted, "go!" "No! No! No! No!" blowhole shouted as we releashed doris and put blowhole in her place. "Rico destroy that control panel!" I said, "Kowalski see if you can hack Blowhole's computer! Private…call the North wind…tell them we have a mad dolphin for them to pick up." Parker lefted his toxic spur. Rico hacked up his rocket launcher. "I am not getting paid enough for this," Parker said.

"Skipper North Wind keeps putting me on hold," Private said. "Keep trying," I said, "try Classified's extension!" "Hello this is agent classified…Classified isn't really my name but if I told you my real name…then I would have to kill you. If you are hearing this message then I am currently out saving the world or in a important North Wind meeting or simply on lunchbreak. Please save a message after the beep…Beep!" "Hello this is Private 1st class Private of team Penguin," Private said, "you may be in the middle of something important or your lunchbreak but we have Dr. Blowhole in custody and ready for pick up!"

Private put down the phone and it started ring instantly. "This is classified speaking and this better not be on speaker we're on the way. Just make sure blowhole doesn't escape before we get there." Classifed then hanged up. "AES encryption?" Kowalski said, "I thought you were smarter then this!" "Status report," I said. "the Magma agitator will never be activated," Kowalski said, "Plus I left a few surprises for Blowhole's tech team." Classified and the rest of the North Wind appeared to take Blowhole into Custody. "Dr. Francis Blowhole you are under arrest," Classified replied. "Curse you Pen-gu-wins!" blowhole shouted, "it may take me years but one day I swear…I will have my revenge!" "Yeah, Yeah," Classified said, "tell it to the judge."

(end of chapter one)