naru-chan13: Its me
everyone: crap
sasuke: bored stare so whats ur excuse this time
naru-chan13: tearing slightly not funny u ass. At first it was cause I went to Florida to visit my grandparents during the summer-
sasuke: its winter
naru-chan13: blushing shut up! Anyway, then I was being lazy
sasuke: typical
naru-chan13: I-I (bursts into tears)
sasuke: Wha? You never cry. Calm down
naru-chan13: -tries to stop and makes it worse
naruto: now look what u did teme!
sasuke: its not my fault!
naruto: dead pan look…her oldest sister, who she just found out is her half sister (naru-chan13 is NOT adopted) left the house cause of shit, her other sister lost her virginity and the guy dumped her after he took it, her dad had ANOTHER heart attack, her mom found a certain something that will remain unnamed in her dads truck, she had to drop physics cause it was so stressful that she cried multiple times a day and she hates crying and to top it off her cousin recently died of cancer.
sasuke: O.O
naruto: yeah
sasuke: and u know this how?
naruto: ima the brother she never had, BELIEVE IT!
naru-chan13: hic heh, thanks naruto hugs naruto
sasuke: hn
naru-chan13: yea, sorry its been so long but… shit hit the fan. Moms talking to me about divorce again
sasuke: again?
naru-chan13: 2 years ago the same thing happened more or less
sasuke:…
naru-chan13: anyway, this is a sasuke-bashing one-shot, don't like don't read
Sasukes life in a nut shell
Sasuke was born into a privileged life. A family and village that loved him. Then his older brother who was "the favorite" snapped from the pressure and killed everyone but his little brother for whatever reason.
Then, Sasuke became an emo boy who was stalked by fan girls. That didn't help his sanity. Nor his chicken ass shaped hair. He decided that he'd do his mommy proud and use his life to kill big brother Itachi.
(who looked like he was stonned half the time.personally I feel that if he just waited long enough Itachi would get bored of being "all-powerful" and kill himself)
Oh, and to restore his clan, witch basically means he's obsessed with his brother and sex.
…wow
And he wants to be stronger yet he never asks anyone for advice. (it goes like this. If your trying to tear down a wall, running head first into it isn't the best way… no matter how many times you do it. You might make some progress but asking the old man down the road for a pitch ax might have been better. I don't know but that's just me.)
Then he got a genin team. A teacher with questionable literature, a fangirl and, boy who hates him. (and of whom he kissed and will be the only character in the series of whom he will ever be shown kissing)
Then, finally he betrays them all for the pedophilic snake-man who, and I quote "wants his body."
Why he would betray them all for an ass ribbon, the world may never know, but for now, that is Sasuke in a nut shell.
naru-chan13: well thats it. mostly just a way to vent. im really frustrated cause sasukes a total ass and shit and i hate him but i also really l-
(sasuke walks into the room)
naru-chan13: -like i was saying, review (runs out)
sasuke: ...don't wanna know
