Hellp Im gonna give you people another story its kyonia.well for the people who don't know how to say my name Its said like Kiana but spelled diffrently.
The Inu-Gang were at a village.two girls who caught Miroku's eye...what girl doesn't...anyway one girl had purple red hair with light matching eyes.while the other had light orange hair and light green eyes.Akari walked over to the Inu-Gang.
Inuyasha:we don't want to buy anything!
Hikari:who said she wanted to sell you something you ass!
Inuyasha:who the hell do you think you are!
Hikari:why I ouaghta-
Akari:Hikari,we are not here to cause trouble.
Kagome:sorry about Inuyasha he can be an Idoit sometimes...well all the time.
Inuyasha:Hey!
Sango:so what did you come over for?
Akari:well Im Akari the moon goddess here to train you Sango.
Sango:why me?
Akari:your a water goddess.
Sango:really...
Akari:for sure.
Hikari:Im Hikari the sun goddess here to train you kagome.
Kagome:why me?
Hikari:your a fire goddess.
Kagome:whoa...that awesome.
Hikari:you are still the reincarnation of kikyo there forth you still have miko powers, but you are also the great great grandaughter of goddess Mai Shiranui.
Sango:so Im the great great granddaughter of who?
Akari:Akemi Kadashi.
Sango:wow.
Akari:we need to train you so you can master your powers,it won't take long.
Miroku:May I ask both of you a question?
Akari:go ahead monk.
Hikari:yeah.
Miroku:would you both bare me a child?
Hikari:how dare you ask a goddess such a question you pervereted monk.
Akari:I'll take no as an answer.
Hikari chased Miroku all around the village.
Shippo:its kinda weird you both seem...I don't know...uh...diffrent.
Akari:She's the sun the sun is fiery and hot,as the moon is cool and gentle.
Kagome:it makes sense.
Inuyasha:now I don't to have to save kagome every waking moment...Yes!
Kagome:Inuyasha...SIT!
Bam!
Inuyasha meet dirt the 3456 time.
Akari:wow such great force.
Hikari:here is your monk.
Miroku nose was bleeding,he had swirling eyes,99 bumps on his head,bruises everywhere.
Sango:HAHAHA!
She busted out laughing with tears.
Akari:what did you,do throw him off a cliff that lead to a herd of horses?
Hikari:he had it coming when he rubbed my ass,and said...Im not even gonna say it.
Kagome:okay...
Inuyasha:what did he say?
Hikari:I said I didn't want to talk about dog breathe!
Inuyasha:wench!
Hikari:oh really.
the two started beating the crap out of each other.Kagome,Sango,Akari,Shippo,and Kilala watched with anime sweat drops.
Akari:oh brother.
Kagome:you said it.
At Night
The two hurt each other so bad they knocked each other out,Miroku still was knocked out cold.
Kagome:what are we gonna do with these three?
Akari:they all have mental problems.
Sango:you have any medicine that can cure stupidiness.
Shippo:I hope you do.
Kagome:sorry the doctors in my time are still looking for a cure for that.
