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Summary: Harry meets some really interesting people in the summer after his fifth year, and gets some surprises. Sirius isn't dead. This has a more Slytherinish Harry.

Rating: T

I would really like a couple reviews so I have an idea of how I'm doing. This is my first fic but please be honest. Now on to the story.

Harry lay on his bed and looked out the barred window. He thought, 'And it is yet another wonderful summer with the Dursley's. Maybe this summer something different will happen. I wish I didn't have to hide things from everyone. The Weasel and Mudblood have got to go this year. Now how to do that, hmmmm………I've got it! I'll tell Dumbledork that I want to try and get the Slytherins on our side, so I can't spend as much time with Ron and Hermione.

I'll tell him the truth, that it would be hard enough to get the Slytherins to accept me alone, but there is no way that they would accept me and Ron and Hermione at the same time. There is no way that the Slytherins will ever accept them, especially when they find out the same things that I did, that the Weasel and Mudblood are spies for Dumbledork. They aren't even children, they're members of the Order of Chickens spelled to childhood, then made to look like a Weasley and a random muggle-born student.

They were sent to make sure that I didn't end up in any other house but Gryffindor. Ron made sure that I knew that only Dark, evil wizards came out of Slytherin, that Hufflepuff was for losers, and that only brainiacs and know-it-alls end up in Ravenclaw. That only left Gryffindor, a house of honor and bravery. More like stupidity and recklessness.

I think this idea has merit. Not only do I lose the Weasel and Mudblood but I get to show the real me to some select students, probably Slytherins. I can't wait until I don't have to hide my friendship with Draco and Severus. I still remember how I became their friend.

While Harry remembered he fell asleep.

A/N: I know, that's a horrible cliffhanger, but I will tell you how they became friends and how Harry discovered what Ron and Hermione were up to. Sorry but I am going to do some serious bashing of: Ron, Hermione, and Dumbledore; to start with. I may have borrowed ideas from other stories that I've read. If you tell me what idea, who, and what story I borrowed the ideas from I'll put them in the disclaimer and thank them in my authors notes. If I did borrow an idea it's because it stuck in my head because it's a really good idea.

So what do you think? Is it terrible