Hi guys. This story was just an idea that wouldn't go away, so I got it off my chest. It is a oneshot, but if I get some good reviews I might develop it into a story (80% chance of story development)
It was a bright sunny day in bikini bottom. Spongebob would have went jelly fishing with Patrick, if he wasn't at a family reunion, so Spongebob headed to Sandy's house instead.
Upon arriving he noticed something about Sandy that was a little unusual.
"Hi, Spongebob" she said sort of slowly
"Um, hey Sandy" he responded
"What are you do'in here?"
"I just thought maybe we could do some karate or something."
He saw that she was holding a can.
"Hey, Sandy, what is that?" He pointed at the can.
"Oh this, its just some, uh, soda."
"Why are you talking like that, Sandy. Is something wrong?"
"N-Nothing is wrong Spongebob, I'm just sooth'in the nerves"
"What does that mean?"
"Try this" She poured some of the 'soda' in his helmet.
"Gee, Sandy what kind of soda is this?"
"Malt Liquor"
"What?"
"Never mind, Spongebob"
"Hey, I feel kinda funny"
"Don't worry its just the soda, have some more"
She poured more into his helmet
2 cans later
"Sandy, I really like this soda"
"Me too"
"Hey, Sandy you want to here a secret?"
"Sure"
"I think you're the most beautiful person I know"
"Aww, thanks Spongebob"
"No, Sandy, I really mean it, your are beautiful"
"Thanks. Hey do you want to here a secret?"
"Sure"
"I have had a crush on you ever since I met you"
"Me too"
"I have been researching a way to allow me to breath underwater for years"
"Flattering"
"I know"
Sandy and Spongebob walked to her bedroom and passed out.
Please tell me how I did. Well, see ya!
