Here's
my first fanfic that I'll have posted on here.
I had others but
this is the one that I thought best deserved to go on here.
Enjoy.
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Sonic had once again been dragged downtown by Amy. And of course, his other friends were there to see his embarrassment. Recently, Eggman had given up the whole "World Domination" thing, and become the successful owner of a local hotdog stand. Oh so delicious…But on with the story. Since Eggman's fall, the team had much more time to do things. Tails was in his workshop almost 24/7, Knuckles had become an MMA fighter, Blaze and Silver spent a lot more time together if you know what I mean (nudge nudge wink wink), Shadow just sort of…Disappeared (DUN DUN DUN!!!), Sonic and Amy had ended up being sort of an unofficial couple, and me? Well I started narrating fan fiction.
The whole team (minus Shadow of course) witnessed Sonic being dragged along by Amy. They laughed and Sonic covered his face with a hand. They had all agreed to meet there that day. A new comedy club had recently opened so they decided to check it out. They all went in and sat down at a large table, ordering drinks. Soon enough the first act got up on stage. He was a tall, lean dog with shaggy brown fur. He wore jeans and black T-shirt as well as a pair of black Converse. Amy made a sound similar to a cat purring and Sonic swatted at her face. Everyone clapped as the dog picked up the microphone.
"Hello everyone thanks for coming. Anyway that's probably as good as I'm going to get so I'll just go, thanks." He started to walk away but came back. "Okay, they're saying I should do more so yeah. Now where I come from it pretty much rains 9 months out of the year if we're lucky. So I've had to work really hard to become a stand-up comedian. For instance: Say it's raining. It's like: Aw, I can't do stuff outside. Maybe I'll read a book." He then burst out laughing and said, "Pfft, I don't even remember the last time I read a book!" He kept laughing then stopped suddenly.
"Then I'm like: I don't remember the last time I read a book." He said this in a sadder tone. "That really gets me down. But it's okay, that's what Botox is for right? You know who I think could use Botox? The sad face. You know? The smiley that has a sad face? I bet he'd look a lot happier if he had Botox. Okay real quick, I want to play a game with you guys. It's called the White Guy Name Game. Just think of some names that only a white guy would have. Here, I'll start you off: Umm…Justin, Alan, Kirk, Steven, you get the idea."
Soon people were shouting out names. Even the guy himself would laugh at some of them. One person said Dustin and the comic clapped his hands. "That's what I want to hear. Something that I've noticed is that white guys always have names that are like things that you do. Like Dustin, Hunter, that kind of thing." It took a second but everyone laughed. "It's okay. We all have the one friend that doesn't get the joke. I understand. Hey, am I the only one here that likes to have a straw when they're drinking something? Because the straw lets you drink without having to use your wrist. The straw is your friend. Until that is:" He emphasized that greatly.
"You lose eye contact with the straw. Then it betrays you, makes you look like an idiot. You ever have that happen to you? Where you're drinking from a straw and you look over at something and suddenly the straw is on the other side of the glass? I always have to pretend I'm surprised at something until I actually find the straw with my mouth, it's embarrassing." He showed this by having his mouth wide open and moving it around, as if searching for something. "Seriously, I hate that. The ice is even worse! You ever try to tilt the glass up and get a piece of ice to chew on? It's like: C'mon I just want one. C'mon. And the ice is like: Hold…Hold…Attack! Thank you and good night." He put the mic back and walked off waving.
Several other comics performed, none all that funny. At the end of the show all of the friends walked out together talking about which they liked the best when Amy spotted the first act walking across the street. "Hey!" She yelled waving. The dog turned and waved back. "C'mon let's go meet him!" Amy said to her friends. They all made it quickly over to the comic. "Hey you were really funny." Amy said.
"Oh, thanks. Anyway I'm Tim Azzon. But my friends call me Taz." Tim shook their hands. The team introduced themselves as well.
"So when did you get into town?" Sonic asked.
"I rolled in here about 3 weeks ago because I couldn't stand my roommate and I couldn't stand the weather. Anyway it was nice meeting you guys but I promised my girlfriend that we'd go out after my show. But maybe we'll see each other again huh?" Taz said. Sonic leaned over to Amy and whispered in her ear.
"Burned." He whispered. Amy hit him as soon as Taz began walking away.
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I'll admit it's a little short but it's only the first chapter.
How was it?
