Okay, this is a one time people. No more Amy and someone else after this.

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Sonic characters.

FYI: The dude is in a tree.


I Don't

Sally walked down the aisle in a poofy white dress. She was being escorted by her freaking father.

I hate them both.

Sally arrived at the end of the aisle, greeted by Sonic.

I hate him.

The priest began to yap about all sorts of stuff, but I only listened to two parts. "Does anyone not accept these two being married?" the priest shouted. I do, I thought from my place on the branch, readying the arrow.

Sonic said "I do." My time to shine. I pulled back the arrow and released it just as Sally was about to say "I do."

She fell forward, my arrow proudly showing on her neck. Sonic saw the scroll and unrolled it. "I don't," he read. Sonic looked around and spotted me. Time to go.


We raced through the forest, running quickly.

I lost him for 2 seconds, enough time for Rosy to give me the smoke bombs. "Let's hope that the mistress is happy," Rosy said, then went back to hiding.

I stopped in a clearing and turned to face my rival.

"You" he said in a disgusted voice.

"I serve my mistress and only my mistress," I told him. "You have broken her heart so many times she stopped keeping track."

"But who is your mistress?" that stupid blue hedgehog asked.

"I can not say. Your probably wondering who the girl is. You've broken so many hearts it doesn't matter. Now, good-bye," I told him.

Sonic was about to say something when I threw the smoke bombs on the ground. I ran off grabbing Rosy and together we were off.

"Will she be pleased?" Rosy asked.

"Did you take the photos?" I asked her. She held up the camera proudly.


I carefully set Rosy down at a door. We walked in, through a long hallway, and into a throne room.

We both knelt at the throne. "Is she gone?" the voice asked. Rosy held up the camera. A gloved hand came into view and took the camera. "Those are photos I took," Rosy said.

"Excellent," the voice said. Then the voice stepped into the light. A beautiful pink hedgehog wearing a red dress showed up. Amy Rose, the girl I loved. "Thank you my sister" Amy said to Rosy. Amy turned to me. "Did you use the smoke bombs on Sonic?"

"Yes, I did as you said," I told her, "he will now think that Rob O' Hedge did it."

Amy motioned for me to stand. I did. "Thank you so much. Even if I can't have Sonic doesn't mean I can't make him suffer. You will be given that mouth you wanted, my dear Metal," Amy promised me.

And with that, she kissed me, leaving a lip gloss stain where my mouth would be.


Okay, so in a review, tell me which Metal it was.

R&R and bye for now!