Boroman's (dramatic pause) Diary
Day 1
I got a diary, I don't know why. My therapist says it might help with my "issue" of keeping track of time and letting go of my anger. I'M NOT AN ANGRY PERSON THOUGH!
Day 4
I've come not to trust my therapists lately. I've discovered that if you put a space in the word it says "The rapist."
Day 6
I'm not going to therapy anymore. The rapist freaks me out to much.
Day 12
Pippin and Frodo are coming for a visit today.
Day 18
So I'm back. I had to put this diary under lock and key because Pippin might eat it and Frodo might post it on some public viewing place. Sam and Merry later showed up, so that was even more reason to hide this. (They may not know it, but I'm a very emotional person, and I just hated it when they left. Of course that could also be because people here aren't to social able.)
Day 39
I found this diary and I'm throwing it away. I'm throwing it away. I'll probably burn it, so then it will never be found.
After words
On their next visit, Frodo found Boroman's diary. After posting it for everyone to see, he set off on an epic journey to burn the embarrassment in the great fires of Mt. Doom. That is of course after Boroman almost killed him for finding it and ordered him to rid of it.
