Song of Mordor
(sing it to Somewhere Over the Rainbow)

Somewhere in Middle Earth
Ringwraiths Fllyyyy
There's a Lord that I've heard of
Told by the wizard, Gandalf

Somewhere in Middle Earth
Nazgul, Dark Lords, Uruk Hai
Uruk Hai are very shirty
And to Mordor we fly

Someday I'll try to take the ring
And get my finger bitten off by Gollllluuuuum
And then Gandy will save me
And I will move in with the wise Sam Gamgee

If leafy tall ents can ho hum
Well, they are the tree tops
Why oh why can't I?