Disclaimer: No it's not! I only own the extra characters! Wahahahaha!

Summary:

The Sanzo-ikkou faces the hardest challenge they ever faced:

Babysitting!

Let's see what our four valiant heroes will do if they face the TRUE faces of evil…

Author's Note: Don't even ask me where I got this idea… I was just eating some fish balls and this idea just came out of the blue…


Chapter 1: "You Lost WHAAATT!"

It was a beautiful day… here we see the Sanzo-ikkou riding within Hakuryu in order to cross the blazing, fiery desert.

(Goku: Wait a minute… didn't you just say that it was a beautiful day?

Azren: It is… do you want me to make it rain or snow or something? I can always make a blizzard or a hurricane happen…

Goku: Never mind!)

"Hakkai! How far 'til the next village? I'm hungry!" Goku whined.

"Shut up, baka-zaru! You're making my head spin!" Gojyo said as he rubbed his forehead.

"I'm not a monkey, ERRO-KAPPA!" Goku yelled.

Gojyo grinned at them. "Says who?"

"I do!" Goku pointed at himself.

"MONKEY!"

"KAPPA!"

"MONKEY!"

"KAPPA!"

Suddenly, a strike of lighting hits both the monkey and the dirty kappa. We see our favorite corrupt monk holding his fan up high.

"Both of you shut up or else I'll kill you!" Sanzo barked.

Gojyo and Goku started to sweat, obviously afraid of Sanzo.

Gojyo glared at Goku. "See that, Baka-zaru! You got Sanzo mad!"

"ME? You're the one that started it, Erro-kappa!" Goku exclaimed.

And as soon as Goku and Gojyo's useless arguments subsided, the sooner they started to make it worse… making a very corrupt monk very angry…

"Somebody shut them up… just for 10 minutes… CAN YOU NOT SHUT UP FOR JUST 10 DAMN MINUTES!" Sanzo roared, annoyed.

"Oh look! Isn't that a village?" Hakkai said, making both Goku and Gojyo shut up and making Sanzo relax a bit.

"YEHEY! FOOD!"

"OH YEAH! IN THE ARMS OF WOMEN AGAIN AT LAST!"

"Finally, I can get some peace!"

With much anticipation, they entered the village with gleaming eyes (except for Sanzo)

So as not to tire Hakuryu out, they just started to walk, finding an inn stay in and trying to find a fancy restaurant they could eat in.

"This place looks normal compared to the other villages we've been to." Hakkai said as he smiled back to the people that passed by.

"Yeah! I smell good food!" Goku exclaimed as he sniffed around for food.

"I don't know about you guys but I'm off to find a bar! The ones filled up with good liquor and beautiful women!" Gojyo said as he separated with them.

"We're staying at the paradise inn!" Hakkai called as he pointed at the building straight ahead.

"The name sounds pricy!" Goku said. He had a wide grin on his face. "They might have good food!"

"Hmph. The important thing is, is that you shut your big trap when we get there, monkey." Sanzo said as Goku made a puppy dog face.


Paradise Inn…

"Good day to you! Would you like a room for three?" The man inside the counter asked them.

"For four, please!" Hakkai said.

"Would you like to take a suite? We're out of rooms for four occupants." The man asked.

"WOW! A SUITE! Say 'YES', Hakkai! Say 'YES'!" Goku chanted.

"Well… What do you think, Sanzo?" Hakkai asked the corrupt monk.

Sanzo lit a cigar. "It's fine with me if it means more room for me and less of those two." Sanzo said as he took out a golden card. "use this…"

"Are you sure that you won't mind?" Hakkai asked.

"No. It's not mine anyway."

"Alright, one suite please!" Hakkai handed the card to the man(manager) and the man gladly gave them their key. "You're in room 28. Enjoy your stay here!"


Room # 28…

"Wow! This place is classy!" both Goku and Hakkai exclaimed. It was a nice suite. There were four poster beds lined up to one side, there was a wide closet and within the closet, there was a refrigerator. There was a wide sofa on the other side with a three-legged table and on top of it, was a bronze ash tray. The bathroom had a miniature Jacuzzi and an ordinary toilet and a wide mirror…

"Wow! I don't ever wanna leave this place!" Goku said, plumping down the soft, feathery bed!"

"I'm off to go shopping. You guys might want to buy something from the market?" Hakkai asked. Sanzo threw the golden card to Hakkai. "Just some cigarettes." Sanzo said while retiring to the sofa.

"Oh! Can I go with you Hakkai? Can I, can I?" Goku asked, getting up from his position. The thought of buying 5 packs of pork buns made his mouth water a lot.

"Sure, why not?" Hakkai asked. "We'll be back in a while, Sanzo."

"Don't lose the card!" Sanzo said as he read a newspaper.


Let's see what's up with Gojyo…

"One more for the lady here, waiter!" Gojyo shouted. He was surrounded by women. As usual, the lady magnet.

"Gojyo you're so… so… HOT!" one of the women said as she drank some liquor.

"Heh, I know…"

An old man came up to them. He was the manager of the bar Gojyo was in. "Well, I'm glad you youngsters are enjoying yourselves!"

"Yeah, can you get us some cigarettes, old man? Shori here needs to smoke." At that, the woman beside him giggled.

The old man smiled. "Of course, of course! But before that, you should pay your bill first." He handed a piece of paper to Gojyo with his bill on it…

"No problem, old man. Just charge it on my name at the Paradise Inn." Gojyo said coolly. 'Sanzo won't mind.' He thought.

The old man nodded and asked Gojyo for his name and left Gojyo to be flirted by women… Gojyo sighed in contentment.


Market…

"Hey, Hakkai, what are you gonna buy?" Goku asked as he walked with Hakkai in the market.

"Well, I need to buy more supplies for our trip. It seems that we're all out of food and Hakuryu will need some gas." Hakkai said. Hakuryu purred in agreement.

Goku separated with Hakkai for a while since Hakkai was buying some stuff. Goku got his eyes on something good. On one side, there was a man selling some fresh noodles… and it smelt pretty good.

The sight if the noodles made Goku's mouth water. 'I need to buy some!' his mind… rather… his STOMACH cried out. He checked his pockets if he had any money.

All he had… was a piece of crumpled paper, dust, and a button from Gojyo's shirt that he bit off about… let say… a year and a half ago…

"Aww man! I'm broke!" He exclaimed.

He caught sight of Hakkai who already purchased the things he picked out.

"Uumm… Hakkai?" Goku asked.

"Yes?"

"Well… can I borrow the card for a while? I'm just gonna buy some noodles!" Goku said, his eyes had pictures f fresh noodles.

"Okay, Goku. Just don't lose it, okay?" Hakkai said as he handed Goku the card.

Goku nodded gleefully and went off to buy some noodles.

"Good day to you, fine lad. Would you like to buy some of my noodles?" The vendor asked.

"Yes please!"

"That'll be 65 Yen for fresh cooked noodles!"

"OKAY!" Goku exclaimed as he handed the vendor Sanzo's card.

"Thank you, sir. Now you just need to wait for your noodles. It won't take long." The vendor said as he gave Goku the card back. He placed the card in his pocket for safe keeping.

Goku waited impatiently for his noodles, his stomach was demanded for it now and when his stomach said NOW it really meant NOW…

Suddenly, a little girl who was running bumped into him, causing him to fall down with her.

"Oh! I'm so sorry, Mister!" The little girl said, standing up.

"That's okay. Just be more careful next time!" Goku said, smiling at the girl.

The girl looked really innocent with her blue eyes and black hair. She was only about nine and it looks as though she belonged to an entirely average family that never gets problems with money.

"I'll be more careful next time! I promise!" She said as she walked away, smiling at him.

Goku smiled back to her. "Take care!"

"Excuse me sir, your noodles is ready!" The vendor called as he handed Goku the pack of noodles.

"NICE! Thank you!" Goku said as he took in the aroma of freshly cooked noodles. "Ahhh… that's what I call good noodle!"

Paradise Inn…

"The food you bought is good, Hakkai!" Gojyo said as he took some Teriyaki.

"I have to agree…" Sanzo said as he ate some Yakisoba.

"HEY! MONKEY! THAT'S MY BREAD!" Gojyo bellowed as he caught Goku stealing some of his bread.

"IS NOT!" Goku said. "It's for everyone, not only for you so stop being a PIG!"

"You take that back you MONKEY!"

"MAKE ME, DIRTY COCKROACH!"

"SHUUUUT UUP!" Sanzo barked.

Immediately, the two shut up.

A knock on the door was heard.

"Come in!" Hakkai said, sensing no threat from the visitor.

The door came ajar and reveal the manager of the Inn. He had a friendly smile on his face and was carrying some laundry.

"I just came by to drop off some of your laundry. And I also came by to ask you for at least half of the money you owe us." He said in a friendly way as he set down the laundry that looked as if it belonged to Gojyo.

"No problem. Hakkai, give him the card." Sanzo said.

"I lent it to Goku for a while. Goku, can you please give him the golden card?" Hakkai asked politely.

"OOffeey!" Goku said as he gulped down the food that he was chewing. He reached for the card in his pocket and felt for it… and felt for it… then he looked inside his other pocket…

Silence…

"Ummm… Hakkai? Tell me that I just gave it back to you…" Goku said, trying to avoid any eye-contact from Sanzo.

To Goku's dismay, Hakkai shook his head. "No, you didn't. Goku… don't tell me that… you…" Hakkai became silent.

Goku started to sweat nervously.

"Monkey… you lost the golden credit card?" Gojyo asked, a dark aura surrounding him.

"Goku… I entrusted that card to you…" Hakkai said… a dark aura also surrounding him as his lenses gave that creepy shine…

"Zaaaaaruuuuu…" said Sanzo as his eyes glowed with rage. He held up his fan that was ten times bigger than before.

They started to beat up Goku non-stop…

"Come on, guys! I didn't mean to! Ow! I didn't know it was gone! YEOUCH!" Goku covered himself form the beatings of a raving Sanzo.

"You shouldn't be trusted, BAKA-ZARU!"

"You mean to say… you have nothing to pay?" The manager asked an even darker aura surrounding him.

"We're so sorry, Mister! We can pay you in another way!" Hakkai said, bowing in apology.

"I'll even sweep the floors!" Goku (Who was covered with bruises) said.

"I can work as a women's massager!" Gojyo offered.

"You can let those three work until our money is enough for you." Sanzo said.

The manager thought hard. "Well… I really don't need any new workers…" He said as he stroked his beard. "Unless…" He looked at the four.

"Ummm… unless?" Hakkai asked.

"Please don't let them kill me!" Goku pleaded.

"Shut up, zaru!" Gojyo ordered.

"YOU shut up, kappa!"

"BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!" Sanzo finally shouted and asked the manager to continue.

"Unless… You people arewilling tolook after some little kids!" The manager finally announced.

"HHUUUWAAAAATTTTTT? KIDS!" The four exclaimed at the manager's strange request.

/T/B/C/


Author's Note:

Well? Hate it? Love it? If you want to know what happenes next… you'll have to review! Please put in your suggestions/comments/criticisms! You can flame if you want… just put it in a nice way and try not to insult! At least just 5 will do to encourage me!

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