My mom wanted me to stop playing my Naruto Shippuden game so here I am….so Enjoy

Although I wish I do not own Kishimoto's characters in Naruto (sighs)


After training, Naruto decided that he was hungry and wanted ramen (what a shocker).

Sasuke tagged along with him because he had to pay for his ramen. The Uchiha owed the blonde something after Naruto skillfully got the raven away from his fan club. You know those movies, when they show the poor guy being cornered by a pack of dogs with rabies, yeah, it was that bad.

The blonde looked very happy and Sasuke felt like his wallet was slowly shrinking.

"Ne, Sasuke?" Naruto asked, his hands behind his head.

"Hn?" Sasuke answered as he stared off in front of him.

"I'm not sure why but I feel really gay right now."

Sasuke stopped walking and quickly tuned his head to look at the blonde dobe.

"E-Excuse me?" He choked out. You see, Sasuke had a secret, a secret the hokage didn't know about, a secret his fellow shinobi didn't know about ,hell, a secret his own mother didn't know about. That secret was he was gay himself and hated that his sharingan eyes only saw Naruto. So to hear that Naruto was gay as well was sending his hormones beyond the beyond.

" Sasuke?" Naruto asked when he noticed his buyer wasn't walking anymore.

The raven awoke from his thoughts, walked up to the blonde, grabbed his wrist and walked in a different direction.

"Oi, Bastard, Ichiraku's is the other way!"Naruto's resistance was futile and continued to be lead away by Sasuke. He lead both of them behind a tree and slammed the blonde against it.

"What the hell do you-" Naruto stopped as pale lips hungrily closed over his own. Sasuke moaned as his slipped a leg between Naruto's creating a wonderful sensation in his clothed erection.

"Sa-ah-S'uke.." Naruto's attempt to talk gave the raven an opportunity to slip his tongue in and attack his mouth. Sasuke's hand wandered under the blonde's shirt and tweaked his nipple while the other went for his zipper. Naruto became surprised at where the other's hand was going and shoved the him to the ground.

"Jesus Sasuke, What the fuck was that!" Naruto yelled as he wiped his mouth from the other's saliva.

Sasuke looked up at him confused. "You just told me that you were gay with a smile on your face"

Naruto began to blush a little from what Sasuke thought he had meant. "Damn it Sasuke, gay also means happy. I was happy!"

Naruto then ran from the scene leaving a very embarrassed and very hard Uchiha on the ground.


Lol Sorry Sasuke I didn't mean to trick ya. You can thank my friend for the little scene added. She told me "no scene then no story" (sigh). It was kinda interesting typing it though lol. Sorry that my one-shots are short I'm still working on that whole must make stories longer thing. Well bye bye! Remember to comment so that Sasuke doesn't feel bad.