Title: "Alfred's Furry Dilemma"
Author: Pirate Turner
Rating: PG
Summary: Of all the women in young Master Bruce's life, Alfred by far prefers Selena, but their union does leave him with one little problem . . .
Spoilers: None
Warnings: Het
Word Count (excluding heading): 248
Feedback: Yes, please!
Archive: WWOMB, -- Anybody else, ask, and I'll probably grant permission.
Disclaimer: Alfred Pennyworth, Bruce "Batman" Wayne, and Selena "Catwoman" Kyle are & TM DC comics, not the author, and are used without permission. Everything else is & TM the author. The author makes absolutely no profit off of this work of fan fiction, and no copyright infringement is intended.

Alfred sighed as he gazed into the backseat of the limousine where Bruce was busy having his face devoured in heated kisses from the current love of his life. He was used to seeing his young Master with all sorts of people, but he had to admit the young woman now showing him how happy she was to be reunited with him and to be told that he still loved her was one of his favorites. Of all the women Bruce had dated, only Selena Kyle had ever matched him in all the aspects of his life.

There was only one thing that worried Alfred about their coupling, and that was the children that came with the woman. He frowned at the young ones who prowled over the backseat, their tails swishing proudly in the air. He didn't mind their meows. He liked that they wanted attention. Still one thing nagged at him. How on Earth was he ever going to get all of that fur out of the backseat?!

Ah, well, as Batman's longest-serving and most loyal sidekick, Alfred had found himself having to cope with countless bizarre situations over the years. This was just another mystery that he would have to get to the bottom of himself, and he couldn't help thinking, with a sly smile as one of the cats stuck their tiny, pink noses to the glass that separated the seats and tried to kiss him, that he would have fun solving this one!

The End