The mighty Kamina put on his sunglasses and pointed up at the sky. "JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!" Groups of beastmen scatter as they see the wreckage of the gunmen that was left behind. "Great job Bro!" Simon said as he hopped out of Lagaan. Kamina thought to himself what an admirable brother he had. "Don't worry little bro, and with that drill, you too can pierce the heavens." Kamina was proud of his brother, and yet his eyes strayed to something else. Yoko walked past the both of them, waving flirtatiously to Kamina as she passed. "Stupid surface chicks," Kamina thought to himself, "There's nothin' interesting about em."

"Well Kamina, you just might've messed it up for good this time," Leeron said as he was inspecting Gurren's wirings. "Hell, I'm a good mechanic, but I'm not that good, even around a specimen such as you." Leeron licked his lips, relishing the thought. Kamina grabbed at his sword: "Don't you even think about it. The badass leader of team Gurren is way too manly for this!" Yet even as Kamina said that, he questioned whether he truly was the manly man he believed himself to be. How could he have the feelings he had, and yet be the manly man he wanted himself to be? Simon walked past Kamina and gave him a gentle smile. Kamina grinned broadly back at him, hiding the secrets he knew inside to be true. What if Simon knew? What would he think of the Kamina he admired and loved so much?

Night had fallen and all the members of team Gurren had fallen into a great slumber. All except their great leader, Kamina. He stood up from his bed and walked over to where Leeron has been servicing the mechs. two beautiful, gorgeous mechs, Gurren and Lagann, both emphasizing their pilots. Gurren was, big, badass, and kickass, and didn't take shit from anyone. Kamina liked Gurren. But Lagann…. lagaan was small, and simple, yet had a power unconquerable by any. Kamina admired that, and found in himself thinking about why he loved it so much. It was so different than he was, small and simple, and yet, he felt lost without it…

"I need you lagann….. I want you to love me like I love you….. You are my world…"

Kamina threw off his cloak and rubbed his chest all over Lagann's face, the spiral energy within him rubbing all over lagann, and heating him up. Lagann, confused and upset, left kamina and ran away. And so ends the Tale of Kamina's forbidden love, a story which was never discussed again.

WRITTEN BY TENGENTOPPASTRAYEQUATION

INSPIRED BY TENGEN TOPPA GURREN LAGANN