"WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!" Rick excalaimed, stepping through the green colored portal hole.
"Aw geez Rick, that-that-that was a-a-a-AMAZING!" Morty said, still hyper from their recent adventure. This one had little danger and it was fun as hell.
Today was Rick's 54th birthday, and he let his daughter throw him a mundane earth style celebration of cake and ice cream and gave him a present of new beakers and gold watch. Rick patted his daughter on the head, thanked her for the presents and grabbed Morty to haul ass to dimension T5-156 Planet Bilfram, a party destination and partied like he turned 24.
"Damn straight-earugh- Morty! Th-th-That's how you fucking PARRRRTYY!" Rick whooped.
Suddenly a light turned on in the garage. Beth stood fuming in the door way.
"DAD! WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN! YOU'VE BEEN GONE FOR TWO DAYS WITH MORTY!" Beth was furious.
"You-you-you-You should know by now Beth, that if I'm-urrp- gone more than two days, I'm no where on this lame ass planet." Rick countered.
"DAD!" Beth stamped her foot.
"Loo-loo-errgh- Look Beth, I'm sorry. I thought it would be nicer to let you throw me a party before I went out to celebrate my way. I guess I lost track of time. All we did was go-earugh-to world with a bunch of theme parks, and some bars, and-urp-a beach, and ya know, it was all Kosher." Rick said calmly.
Grandpa Rick was lying, Morty stood silent and dared not tell her that they actually went a a booze filled planet full of horny Alien babes, Immoral Casinos and a huge Beach party with more Wet T-Shirt contests than Morty could witness in his life on Earth. Rick got around with a loooot of girls in the past two days and he only remembered that he needed to get back when one Alien stripper became enamored with him and mentioned her alien spawn.
Beth's face softened and her arms fell to her side. "Dad…ok, but don't have Morty gone like that again, and least not until he is older." Beth relented, wrapping her robe around her waist tighter.
"I-eaurgh-promise Beth." Rick said almost too nicely.
Beth turned around and marched back inside. Rick swiftly turned heel. "Don't tell your m-m-m-Mother what we did." Rick said pointing a finger.
"Of course not, I-I-I-I'd be grounded for life! And Mom would send you to the Old Folks home, Rick." Morty said fiddling his fingers.
Rick studied his face, stood up straight and then let out a whoof of air only to bend over again. "Alright, buddy, out. Go to bed before your mom gets mad again."
Morty headed upstairs for a shower and much needed sleep. Rick however inspected the garage to make sure none of his stuff had been snooped around in. He then looked over to a contraption of his, that monitored disturbances in the dimension. It had registered something a day ago.
"Nothing is missing…. Someone's here. Probably some stupid fucking Aliens trying to-earugh- get the drop on me again."
Rick scratched his head, and went to his room to sleep off his impending hangover and sore muscles.
~In the woods that night~
A young girl tugged on her mother's hand. "Are we almost there yet Mother?"
"Not yet, my love." The older woman said reassuringly.
