What's in a name?

One shot ficcy. Had an extremely evil Plot Bunny and nearly had a Plot Monster. Might go on if I get enough reviews. If so will try to update once/twice a week.

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Summary: Attribute-Dark, Type–Spellcaster, Sex-Girl and what does Pegasus name me-Dark Magician Girl. Great. Joy. Just peachy. Why not call me Dark Spellcaster Girl instead, hn? Why not Wand Wielder or Spellcaster Sorceress or Dark Magicians Girl. . . . . Did I just write that?

Chapter One –What's In a Name

Dear Diary,

Had a fun day today.

Went on a picnic with Lady Assailant of the Flames on Island Turtle.

Had a nice chat with Aqua Madoor on the tides.

Flame was a little edgy because she's a fire attribute and she was on a turtle.

Her having PMS didn't help much either.

I took her home and the headed to the Spellcaster section of the Shadow Realm.

Lucky there is only one of each of us or else we would all be swamped by Karibo just about now.

Neo the Magic Swordsman came along and helped me find my way home.

I hate not being a full-blown Spellcaster.

Even though I am a more powerful monster that Neo he still has much better training than me and a lot more experience.

Fortunately I have a person to take me on.

Unfortunately it's Dark Magician.

He almost never says anything is always locked up in his room perfecting a spell or perfecting activating a magic or trap card.

Never even seen the inside of it.

Not that I want to.

Neo told me to try and study hard so I would be a minor challenge in the upcoming Spellcaster annual tournament.

I told him to go screw Mystical Elf.

He just blushed stared at the ground and kept the Light-orb in front of us going.

Damn him.

I hate it when he stops talking.

He has this way of making everything around him go still and quiet like it was snowing.

Without me freezing my ass off of course.

He broke the silence by telling me 'we're here', and then just turned around and left.

I shook my head right about then.

Strange guy.

It's just now I realize that he doesn't live anywhere near our house.

Ours referring to me having to live with my, and I quote 'Master'.

Unfortunatly.

Thinking about it he lives halfway across the section.

I must remember to thank him and lay off the Mystical Elf jokes.

………

How come Neo gets the good name.

I mean I'm stronger than him.

I have a better namesake.

I have a namesake, period.

Not that I appreciate it or anything.

But I mean come on.

My attribute is Dark, my type is Spellcaster, which is basically magician, sorcerer, wizard, you get the idea, and I'm a girl.

And what do these brilliant minds call me.

Dark Magician Girl.

Oh praise Ra!

What a glorious name!

What a blessing to Duel Monsters!

All hail the amazing eloquence of . . . Dark Magician Girl?

I mean come on people!

You could at least try to do better.

Just a little bit.

How about, Ultimate Gloria.

Or maybe, check this one out, Shadow Sorceress.

Or Keeper of the Spells.

Just something other than Dark Magician Girl.

Hell I'd settle for Dark Magicians Girl.

Just something to denote-

….

Did I just write that?

Guess I did.

Till next time-

Infinity Enchanter

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A/n tell me what you think, If enough people like will continue, if a couple people really like, also will continue. Name suggestions are always helpful if you wish for me to continue. Uhm and if I choose to continue on with this fic it will be a DM / DMG /NMS just in case you wanted to know.

Gingie Girl AWAY!! X )