TOTAL DRAMACICLES.

-Chris-Hello, I'm your host, Chris Mclaine introducing you to the newest most brutal competition in Total Drama history. Here's the deal, Last season on Total Drama World Tour, our contestants were put through all sorts of hellish challenges all to win the coveted and yet hardly ever obtained, one million dollars.

This season, the producers deemed fit that we receive a MASSIVE budget cut so looking for a suitable place to hold the competition has been a little...Rough.

We finally found a discount camp to use in the beautiful Siberian Tundra! The campers were told they were going to be staying in a five-star hotel.. As if I'd swing for anything higher than a one-star hotel. I have a lavish lifestyle to uphold you know.

Aaaanyway, the campers will be forced to live in two old drafty log cabins, where if the freezing temperature doesn't kill them, the wolves will. It's gonna be that much fun.

WELL without further Adeu, let's introduce our campers!

First up, you know her, you tolerate her, that's right it's Izzy.

-Izzy- I am SO gonna win this time and when I do I'm gonna get kaleidescope retinas put in, oh yeah.

-Chris-Our next contestant is the super model himself, Justin.

-Justin- This time, looks aren't the only thing that's gonna get me far.

-Chris-Our next competitor is known for his biting sarcasm and witty remarks, Noah.

-Noah- Oh great another place for you to torture us...But this time a twist, hell on ice.

-Chris-Next fresh off the plane the bootylicious babe with mango's on her shirt, Leshawna.

-Leshawna- That's right baby Leshawna's back and this time she did not come to lose, especially not to some pretty boy.

-Chris-Our next contestant, though only on the series for a short time, managed to garner a lot of attention as Owen's wifey. Welcome Blainely back to the show.

-Blainely- That's right people I'm back and better than ever!

-Chris-Next up, the failed athlete himself, Tyler.

-Tyler- That's right baby Tyler is back and ready to rock. Tyler takes a step off the plane, slips on the ice and falls on his face.

-Chris-Okay... Cleanup isle Tyler. Next up is everyones favorite fashion queen, Lindsay.

-Lindsay- Hi chip. Is this the Hotel? I'm soooo confused. And where's chef Ratchet?

-Chris-...Right... This is it. Chris points to two run down drafty cabins. And by the way it's CHRIS.

-Lindsay- Ooooh right NOW I remember.

-Chris- Uh-huh... Aaaaanyway, In the spirit of keeping things moving in a timely fashion, let's move on shall we?

Next up are Gwen Courtney AND Duncan.

-Confessional-
-Gwen- I really hope Courtney isn't still pissed about the whole Duncan thing last season.

-Courtney- Gwen and Duncan are SO dead. I haven't forgotten what they did to me last season-

-Duncan- I am so screwed. On one hand you got Gwen who's evil times 10 when pissed. On the other hand, you have Courtney who if she doesn't kill you, her lawyers will. I am so screwed.
-End confessional-

Gwen tries to smile slightly at Courtney who then proceeds to growl and glare at her.
-Chris- Ooooh Tension. Next to arrive are Cody DJ and Bridgette.

-Confessional-
-Bridgette- Oh Geoff, fate seperates us yet again! Wait for me baby.

-Cody- I made it far last time I bet if I stick to my old strategy and lay low, I'll never get a single vote against me.

-DJ- I tried to say no to joining this season but my contract states that I'm stuck here for another six seasons. I miss you mama.
-End confessional-

-Chris-Looks like our last five contestants have just shown up. Welcome out old favorites Heather Trent next in a shocking twist. Katie, without Sadie. Didn't see THAT one coming did ya? The last two were SUPPOSED to be in the next season but that sorta fell through... Introducing Anne Maria and last but not least, Mike.

-Confessional-

-Heather- How DARE Chris introduce me in the loser group. He will pay for this.

-Katie- Sadie I miss you SOOOOOOOOOOOOO much I'll win it for you!

-Trent- Oh great Duncan AND Gwen again? This season is gonna suck.

-Anne Maria- Spraying her hair excessively.

-Mike- I hope nobody finds out about my little...er issue?
-End confessional-

-Chris- And with that all the contestants are here. Meet me in thirty minutes to decide the teams. Til then, you guys are dismissed.

That's it for now tell me what you think in reviews. As for elimination and teams I'll be looking for ideas in reviews this is my first story so bear with me. The Ideas can vary from challenge ideas to team ideas.