Sonny thought it was time to let Chad know... She just wasn't sure how he'd take it. Of course, it was the reason why she left the show. Only ones who knew were her mother and Tawni, but that was it. Tawni had threatened to tell everyone, but Sonny begged her not to. Why did Sonny leave, you ask? Well, truth is... She's a potato.
Sonny decided it was time. She whipped out her cell-phone and dialed Chad's number.
"Sonny?"
"Chad, I need to tell you something," Sonny said, the words rushing out of her mouth as her potato-ish tears ran down her rough skin.
"Shoot."
"I'm a potato"
"OH OK"
"YEAH"
"LET'S MEET UP AND HAVE A HAWT SESSION!"
"OBBY"
"BYE SONNY"
"BYE CHAD"
They hung up, and rushed out the door, running away like hippos with their big bootays up in the air and whatnot.
Then they realized...
They hadn't made up a place to meet at.
Alas, the potato and the human could never be.
Sorry for wasting your time.
