Title: Den Wald vor lauter Bäumen nicht sehen

Fandom:Axis Powers: Hetalia

Rating: T

Genre:Hurt/Comfort & Humor

Pairing:No pairings, just brother bonding

Summary:He may be the biggest pain in the ass, destroying the world meeting and embarrassing Germany to no end…but Prussia is and always will be his brother.

Disclaimer:If I owned Hetalia….well if you've seen Hetaoni it would be more like that. So, no I don't know Hetalia

A/N:The title translates roughly as to not see the forest for the trees. This is my first Fanfic, so please please please give CONSTRUCTIVE comments/critics. If you don't have something good or constructive to say, please don't say anything. Last note, I'm sorry if the grammar is bad, English can be very tricky!


The world meeting was going as horribly as Germany had expected; England and America were at each other, in more ways than one. Romano kept shooting pencils at his head. France was lying on the floor in a pool of blood, the result of a lewd comment made to Switzerland. And Italy was just…well Italy.

"Kesesese, oi West! Where's the beer? Beer, beer!" Germany sighed and pinched the bridge between his eyes, as if the day couldn't get any better.

"Mein gott, Bruder, what are you doing here?"

Prussia laugh-hissed, making little Gilbird chirp excitedly on his shoulder, "It's a world meeting DUH!"

Germany tried; he really did, to ignore his older brother. He tried to focus on the topic at hand, disaster relief. Prussia poked Greece until he woke up, enraging his sleeping felines and causing them to jump on a very angry and unsuspecting Turkey. Turkey fell over onto Finland, who had been walking by with a drink of water. Seeing Finland fall over Sweden jumped into action and proceeded to beat the shit out of Turkey. Russia, seeing all the blood, became very excited and started making scary kolokolkolkol noises to China across the table. This caused both Korea and Belarus to attack each other in an attempt to protect their beloved 'Nii-sans'. All the while Prussia had moved to his favorite target, Austria, and was whacking him over the head with a rolled up report sheet. Needless to say, the meeting was in shambles. Germany felt a vein pooping in his head.

"EVERYONE SHUT UP! Turkey go to the hospital. Sweden, Finland is fine, sit down. Greece, we have a no pet policy for a reason, and no the polar bear that what's-his-name brings does count. Russia, no one wants to become one with you. Belarus and Korea…..just see a therapist please." After the scramble to follow Germany orders the meeting, room was dead silent, minus the small kesesese from a certain Prussian in the corner.

"And Prussia-" Prussia looked up in shock; Germany rarely used his country name, "please just go home."

"Yeah seriously, one potato bastard is enough! Fuck if I have to deal with another useless meat-head!" said Romano.

"Hahaha dudes seriously, who the hell is Prussia! I mean is this some funny name for Russia? You European guys name everything wrong!" Prussia was rapidly turning as red as his eyes.

"The fuck would you know you retarded asshole! Prussia is a country!" the albino screamed. For being yelled at, America remained very calm.

"Dude you really need to check your maps, there is no Prussia man." Gilbert's shoulders sagged, and the little bird on his shoulder nestled into his snow white hair until on its yellow tail could be seen.

"Germany," He startled when his name was called. "I'll see you at home."

The silence in the meeting room seemed to stretch for hours. With an awkward cough, England spoke up. "Maybe now we can actually get some work done, well Germany shall we continue the meeting?"

Germany just nodded, he couldn't think of anything to say.

The meeting didn't go for much longer. Most the nations just wanted to go home and try and forget the world had anything in it, except for maybe beer/pasta/hamburgers/tea/wine/cats/cheese/tomatoes….etc. Germany hung back, caught between whether he should give his nii-san space or if he should be rushing home immediately.

"Honestly Germany I don't know how you stand it." England was standing behind him with china, America and Japan.

"What are you talking about?"

"Well I understand he is family and all, but really if I had a brother that crazy I'd probably hang myself."

"It's true mein bruder can be a pain-" but he has also done so much more for me than anyone else ever could.


Translations:

Mein bruder: my brother

Mein gott: my god

Den Wald vor lauter Bäumen nicht sehen: to not see the forest for the trees

Nii-san: older brother

Authors note:

I realized after writing this that it works as a oneshot, but let me know if you guys want me to continue. I had planned to write more. Thank you all for reading and I hope you enjoyed it!