I was watching the Disney movie 'Hercules' today (I know, how mature!) and seeing 'Meg' sing this song, along with the 'Muses' gave me an idea for a Songfic…
Disclaimer: I don't own iCarly or Hercules or the song 'I won't say I'm in love' either!
'I Won't Say I'm In Love'
"Oh my," squeaks Carly in excitement and her eyes lit up.
"I hate him," she snaps at her best friend.
"You know I know that you're lying, right?" her best friend says with a small smile.
"Carly, please…" Sam begins but then stops and starts singing instead…
If there's a prize for rotten judgement
I guess I've already won that
"Sam…" Carly sighs but Sam holds her hand up.
No man is worth the aggravation
That's ancient history, been there, done that!
"Sure you have had bad relationships in the past Sam," Carly said with a serious face. "But..." she sings her reply.
Who'd'ya think you're kiddin'
He's the Earth and heaven to you
"Is not…" argues the blonde girl suddenly but sees Carly's glare and closes her mouth.
Try to keep it hidden
Honey, I can see right through you
Girl, ya can't conceal it
I know how ya feel and
Who you're thinking of
Sam rolls her eyes and continues singing…
No chance, no way
I won't say it, no, no
Carly smirks and interjects…
You swoon, you sigh
why deny it, uh-oh
Sam stamps her foot in annoyance and sings…
It's too cliche
I won't say I'm in love
"Sam, I know you have feelings for the boy," Carly said simply.
"Carly, you don't know anything," Sam says sternly.
I thought my heart had learned its lesson
It feels so good when you start out
"That's true," Carly grins and looks into the distance recalling her very first boyfriend.
My head is screaming get a grip, girl
Unless you're dying to cry your heart out
Oh
Carly laughs but sings…
You keep on denying
Who you are and how you're feeling
Baby, I'm not buying
Hon, I saw ya hit the ceiling
"When did I do that?" asked Sam in dismay. Carly ignored her question.
Face it like a grown-up
When ya gonna own up
That ya got, got, got it bad
Sam scoffs. "I do NOT Carls!" Sam shouts in complete denial.
"Oh, you so do!" Carly squeals while nudging her friend who's shaking her head profusely.
Sam begins to sing again…
WRONG: No chance, now way
I won't say it, no, no
Carly holds up a photograph to Sam's face. She was sitting with her head on Freddie's shoulder and grinning and he's smiling widely at her too. It makes her smile nicely but then her happy goes to shock-horror.
"When did you take this?" she demands.
"You know that afternoon that Spencer needed my help for his giant fish-melon sculpture?" Carly asks.
"You evil little…" Sam says and snatches the photo and once again smiles at it.
Carly giggles and then sings…
Give up, give in
Check the grin you're in love
Sam's smile disappears quickly, hearing this and once again tries to convince her best friend…
This scene won't play,
I won't say I'm in love
Carly rolls her eyes and keeps a fixed smirk on her face while replying…
You're doin flips read my lips
You're in love
Sam shakes her head as if trying to forget about something trivial and unimportant while singing…
You're way off base
I won't say it
"Sam..:" Carly tries to interrupt.
Get off my case
I won't say it
"Sam, this is ridiculous, even for you!" Carly says with a short laugh and goes on to sing…
Girl, don't be proud
It's O.K. you're in love
"Carly, I can't help that the boy's so… darn… boyishly adorable…" Sam admits finally. "I'm not falling for him in any case though."
Carly sighs but Sam turns away and sings softly.
Oh
At least out loud,
I won't say I'm in love
Cute? Maybe sort of… Cheesy? Yes, absolutely!
Tell me what YOU thought of it…
Thank you in advance!
