Disclaimer- I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!! And if I did, why the hell would I be writing this fanfict?
Sorry it's so short, I'm new.

Namikaze Minato rushes to the battle front as his new born babies is clutched in his arms. Minato had silently thanked Kami that his lover
Kushina had twins, that meant he could completely seal the dreaded fox and keep it out of reach of anyone that wanted to use the remnants of
the monsters chakra. He just hoped that little Naruto and Urufu would be honored. He rushed the enormous beast making hand signs the entire time, before the fox had even registered it was being attacked, it was trapped.

Shinigami-sama took the fox and placed it where his summoner had told him to, then came after Minato. But before this happened, he sealed a good bit of his consciousness into each of the small babes and linked the two. Hoping that what he had done worked, he went willingly with the reaper and left his body holding his newly born son and daughter for the villagers to tend to. He planned to watch their entire lives, with Kushina at his side, until they too joined them in the afterlife.

No one breathed as the onlookers watched the Yondaime fall with two unknown children in his hand. Both with the same seal on their stomachs. The first thing to break the silence was the screaming kids as the coldness of the dead man's arms started to be felt by them.

* * * five years later, Hokage's office * * *

Two blond children stood in front of his desk, one with blue eyes, the other with brown. Both were oddly dressed as the boy tended to wear that eyesore of an orange jumpsuit. The other followed her twin's example except that hers was a darker shade of the boy's one. Both stood under the Hokage's stern gaze without flinching. Naruto giving his signature grin and Urufu looking at him with indifference.

"Do you know why you are here?" Both nodded. "So then explain to me, why the hell both of you decided to paint the Hokage monument?"

"Well you see Jiji-san, it looks all plain on the surface, no matter how important it is, so I decided to liven it up a little."Naruto never stopped smiling throughout his entire explanation. He had that look that nothing could stop his mouth from forming it, even if they put senbon to keep it in down.

"And after seeing my dobe of a brother start to make the monument all colorful and bright, I decided that he put too much so I had to balance the color scheme from only pastels to a little bit of darker colors." Unlike her twin, Urufu started to frown as she told her side of the story. The complete opposite of her brother's shining smiles. The best way to describe her would be to say that she was a goth, simple as that. "Hokage-sama, would you please hurry this up, I'm tired and wish to go to bed as it is getting late." To this day, Hiruzen was always surprised by Urufu's vocabulary at such a young age.

"NO YOU MAY NOT!" The anger in his voice was met with the unchanging faces before him. "You two have yet to learn your punishment. Tomorrow, two ANBU will escort you back to the monument to fix what you have done. Be thankful that it rained after we grabbed you two or this would be an extremely severe punishment otherwise!"

The two hung their heads, they both respected the old fart, even if Naruto didn't show it as much. As they walked out of the room, heads still down, Hiruzen thought to himself that he may have been too harsh on the children, but stopped the thought at that whenever he looked again at his head on the monument, now with bright pink blush and dark eyeliner and shadow.

He thought, maybe, if they were this skilled in getting away from the ANBU, some of the most skilled ninja in all of Konoha, maybe he should train them himself to better prepare them for the lives they were going to have as actual ninja. He just hoped that their little 'tenants' didn't feel like showing itself anytime soon.

* * *the next morning* * *

Just as they got there, Urufu claimed they right half of the monument, claiming the rights to scrub the Sandaime's and Yondaime's head as she only did part of those. She would NOT clean up after her dobe of a brother for as long as she lives.

"But Tsuin, you remember that Megami-sensei said that we needed to learn to work together!!" Naruto was angry that his sister didn't want to work with him and departed them whenever it came to physical labor. And if it wasnt for her, they wouldn't have gotten caught in the first place because he could run faster than her, even if she was stealthier.

"And that has nothing to do with cleaning up the monument that we painted, we worked to make it this way so we could train our evasion skills. Luckily for me, I'm the better out of the two of us so I got to wear the darker were the one that got us caught during or first prank, and I think that Sensei was a bit lenient on you by making you wear that bright monstrosity."

"OK! THAT WAS THE LAST STRAW!!" He ran at his sister. She jumped back in time to block his flying roundhouse but was not expecting what he did next. He grabbed her shoulders with both of his hands and forced his conciousness into hers. The next thing they knew they were standing in a world that was split right down the middle. One side, Naruto's, was dark and dank, it lead into a tunnel that just stretched on and on for all to see. The other side, Urufu's, was nothing but a large field with peach trees in blossom. Both sides, however, had a large cage with a seal on each. The children were used to this though, as they had trained in this world since birth with their sensei, Megami, which was what the cages held. As soon as they arrived, two sets of red eyes stared down at their respective container. Naruto was the first to break the silence.

"Yang-sama, can you please tell Urufu that she should submit. She should just help me clean the entire monument. it's not fair that we have to do this, much less do it separately."

"Oh please Naruto! And what the hell were you thinking when you brought us here?! We were on top the monument and as far as I know, we were pretty damn close to the edge." That made his face pail. He was so hell bent on bringing her here to prove his point, he completely forgot about the part about them blacking out on top of the Hokage heads.

"Kits! You need not worry, you are both lying down and look like you are just slacking off and took a nap instead." 'Yang'-sama spoke first. Her voice rang loud and clear with its usual gravely tone. It sounded dangerous and yet it seemed to calm the twin ninja. "As for the other topic, I believe that Yin-sama and I will need to meld to properly come up with a winner to this argument"

As soon as she said this, both of the twins went over to their respective cages. Throughout the entire argument, 'Yin'-sama just sat there with her eyes half closed napping, until Yang mentioned a meld. At this, her eyes shot open and she openly showed excitement at being whole again and being free of this small ass cage. Everyone knew what she would say, as that is the only thing she is ever worried about. The children pushed the cages together with ease as the cages were lighter than they looked. As soon as they touched everything except
the children began to transform. One minute two different worlds put together, the next, everything was one big dojo. In the middle of the dojo sat a woman with a collar and chain that was attached to the floor just under where she sat. The twins bowed as soon as the 'meld' was finished and said, in freaky twin unison "Good morning Megami-sensei!"

"You know I don't like such formalities in this form." She giggled after she said this, most unlike either of her two halves when they were separate. "I say that both of you are in the wrong. Naruto, you were wrong when you said it was unfair to get the punishment, it was because you shouldn't have done something that YOU two personally would have to clean up. and you too Urufu, whenever you didn't want to help Naruto. There is a reason I decided to make you two work together. That means work at EVERYTHING together. If you don't start being good, I'm going to make you even go to the bathroom together" Her voice went from light and friendly to commanding. Both twins shuddered, they knew she would hold them to the threat.

"Now I want you two to go out and finish that Kami forsaken monument. The faster you do that, the faster you can train again." At this, they beamed, and faster than if anyone would have said 'FREE RAMEN' they were gone and drifting out of unconsciousness. As soon as they did however, they knew something was wrong. They turned around to find Sarutobi smoking something foul smelling through his pipe.

"I hope you two had a nice break, because I'm going to be watching while you finish cleaning. No more breaks." As he said this, the children's heads drooped a little. "Whenever you're finished, however, I'm going to buy you lunch at Ichiraku's." The next Hiruzen knew, two five year old kids dashed at him and passed him so fast, the wind they created put out his pipe. There is no stopping the pranking king and queen whenever they hear 'Free Ichiraku's.' Within ten minutes, the two children were finished, had gone back to their loaned apartment they shared and came back looking expectantly at the Hokage. He didn't even have time to pull out his Ichi Ichi. As they walked, Hiruzen promised a big surprise if they didn't clean out his wallet. They happily agreed and only had four bowls instead of their usual ten. When they were finished, the old man shunshined them to his office and activated his security seals so no one could come in or eavesdrop.

"Ok, I'm going to give you your surprise." They looked at him with hands out. "No, no, it's not something you can hold. I'm going to start training you personally for your ninja career if you so decide to accept it. Naruto!! Urufu!" He ran from his window to in front his desk. Both kids were passed out eight in front. Hiruzen chuckled, "I guess I can take that as a yes. KAKASHI!" an ANBU with a dog mask appeared "Bring these two back to their apartment, then I need you to go to the Namikaze compound and pick up some scrolls that should be in the office of the Yondaime's house. Here is the unlocking seal for the front gate. They will be the clan scrolls for the Uzumaki clan and the Namikaze clan. Only grab the ones for the Uzumaki clan."

"Hai, but may I ask why you want them, these two are much too young to learn anything out of them" Kakashi was baffled, but I didn't show through his mask.

"They may be more ready than we might think." The Sandaime looked out of his window with knowing in his eyes.

"Hai, Hokage-sama!" And with that, Kakashi grabbed the kids and shunshined away. After he left, the Hokage stood at the window for a while longer before sighing and returning to his desk to finish his paperwork that never seemed to end. 'I hope that my student knew what he was doing whenever he did the sealing. Those two will be either our greatest asset or our biggest threat'

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I hope y'all like it!!! I'm going to try to update again very soon but there are a lot if things I need to do for school before I can write anymore.
Also, if ANYONE can draw well, I need someone to make a fanart for Urufu, she has a darker shade of blond hair that goes halfway down her back, brown eyes, the darker orange jumpsuit, two whisker marks, and wears a necklace that has the black yin side of a yin yang. in here, Naruto wears the white yang side that matches his sisters, sorry, but I couldn't fit a description in here as I didn't see a need to until after I was done