A.N- Yes. This is a story (Kinda based off what happens when I play games, me being like Link, I suck at fighting in games but puzzles and figuring stuff out is easy) NOW READ :)

"Ike help me!" Link shouted frantically and began panicking.

Smirking, the bluenet ignored him. He wanted Link to die. Well, not literally but on the video game they were playing he did. Link was actually pretty good at the game when it came to the puzzles but not when enemies were around. Right now, unfortunately for the struggling boy, attackers had him surrounded.

"You can fight in real life with a sword but you can't on a game? And I can't help you or I'll die!"

Link frowned. It was true. He was an excellent swordsman when he was actually holding a sword. Controllers were kinda confusing when it came to fighting. He flicked the control stick and tapped a green button, draining the life points of one of the monsters. A smile formed on the blond's face but quickly faded when another creature bit his character and he growled in frustration. Ike looked at Link's health bar and saw that it was dangerously low. He was so close to victory he could almost taste it, all Link needed was to get hit with one more powerful blow to be K.O.'d. Ike wiggled the stick on the controller arond and pressed a few buttons and defeated the enemies around him.

Glancing over at Ike's half of the screen, Link noticed that Ike kept making his female character jump while awaiting for monsters. And this girl happened to be very busty like most ladies in video games. The guy was such a pervert, making her bounce just to see her goodies jiggle.

Wait a minute...Ike is a pervert!

It hit Link like a ton of bricks, that was his key to winning!

"Ike...please," Link breathed, trying to sound as innocent as possible, "Its so hard...and they wont stop, I wonder why they are ganging up on me. Is it because I was being bad?."

Ike's face immediately went red and he turned to look at Link who had a expression on him like that of an innocent young girl. Link's word choice was so sensual. His face made him seem even more sexy.

The little deviant had Ike right where he wanted him. He looked out the corner of his eye and kept playing the game, defending himself the best he could while Ike's HP was dropping like mad.

"They're about to break me..." Link noticed that Ike looked like he was about to leap on him but before the bluenet could do anything to the naughty sounding boy, the TV let out a terrible phrase,

"PLAYER 2 WINS!"