Hey everyone! CosmioStarGirl here! Okay so this is more of a collection of one-shot's rather than a real story. So it is based on, not only, my story Guardian High, but ROTG: Protection(written by the amazing IzzyMaster) as well. So, uh, yeah... enjoy! Oh, and I take prompts!
Chapter 1: ~Babies~
"Haha, that snow ball fight was awesome" Snow and Allie[1] entered North's workshop with big smiles planted on their faces "But I can believe it! How did I lose?! I mean, I control snow so how the heck did I lose to you!?" Snow looked at Allie, who just smiled a little wider.
"I never lose a snowball fight" Allie smirked, causing Snow to pout.
"Ah, here you girls are!" They were greeted, with a big hug from North, causing the girls to giggle and hug him back. "Come, have some eggnog and cookies with us!" The Russian man smiled as he lead the girls into a room where a great fire burning. Snow quickly jumped on the couch next to Tooth, grabbing a cookie. Allie smiled at Tooth and Sandy as she took a cup of eggnog. Everything was peaceful until…
"Damn it Frostbite! I said I'm not gonna tell ya' so stop askn'!" Bunny suddenly burst into the room with Jack right behind him.
"What's the matter? Its just a simple question!" Jack called after the Pooka, looking frustrated.
"Well that didn't last." North sighed and Sandy nodded in agreement. Snow quickly walked over to Jack with Allie a few steps behind her.
"What's wrong Jack?" Snow asked, Curiosity getting the best of her. Jack turned to face the girls, still looking frustrated.
"All I did was ask the stupid kangaroo a simple question, and he wont give me an answer!" Bunny turned back to Jack, looking frustrated himself.
"Look here Frostbite, there's nothing simple to that question!" The two glared at each other before Snow decided to break it up.
"Well since he doesn't want to answer, why not ask us!" She smiled and pulled Allie next to her. Bunny quickly looked at them, eyes widening.
"Look Sheila, I don't think you really want him to answer that!" The Pooka tried to warn her but, Snow ignored him.
"What do you want to know?" Snow smiled and Jack turned to face them, his face full of innocents, witch was quite odd for the playful winter spirit.
"Where do babies come from?" North, Tooth, and even Sandy spit the eggnog they had been drinking at that monument and looked at each other in shock/horror at the question, Bunny just shook his head as he quickly exited the room. Snow and Allies faces turned bright red as the looked at each other nervously.
"W-where did that come from?" Allie choked out.
"W-well I was just kinda curios." Jack rubbed the back of his head as he looked at the girls. They shared a quick look before turning around to ask the older guardians for help, only to find out that they had all snuck off. Leaving the pour girls with no other choice, they turned back to Jack.
Suddenly Mother Nature[2] walked into the room "Why was everyone running away from this room?"
"Mother!" Snow and Allie sighed in relief at seeing the older woman. "H-hey Mother can you tell Jack where babies come from?"
Raising a brow she looked over at the said boy and asking "Didn't your parents tell you that?"
Jack shook his head "No they never told me, they said I would realize it when I got married or... something..."
Confused Mother looked in-between the two blushing girls and the guardian of fun, before placing a hand on the boy's shoulder "When two people of the opposite gender have unprotected sex, nine months latter big daddy boom you got a baby."
The three younger spirits froze wide eyes, until a blush appeared on the boys face and he covered his gaping mouth with his hand. "M-MOTHER!" The two girls yelled in unison.
"My innocents is gone" Snow sighed as she face palmed.
Suddenly North's head poked into the room "Did I feel someone's innocents disappear?"
Everyone stared at North before Mother shrugged as she said "What did you expect from me?" and with that she left the room dragging North, leaving the three in awkward silence, until it was broken by Allie.
"W-well now that, that's over... you guys wanna go play a game or something?" And with that the three raced off.
Hahahaha! I loved writing this! XD I got inspired for this after one of my little cousins asked my aunt where babies came from and that alone was a very funny, awkward, embarrassing story its self. ANYWAY, I hope you enjoyed the story XD
P.S. Just curious but am I the only one who thinks that Mother Nature would be blunt and tell a kid/teen exactly where babies come from? Tell me what you think! ;)
[1] Allie dose not belong to me she belongs to IzzyMaster on FanFiction and InvaderAllieNinja on DeviantART
[2] Mother Nature belongs to 105gvf on DeviantART
And last but not least Snow belongs to me! CosmioStarGirl on FanFiction and GigiTheWolf on DeviantART
