SkekSa (me): Today I'm beginning a series of interviews with my fellow Skeksis. First

up we have our lord Chamberlain SkekSil!

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SkekSa: So…

UrSi (also me): You have forgotten me and thus forgotten who you are!

SkekSa: I'll interview the UrRu some other time, now shut up because you're extremely

annoying! The only reason I don't kick you is that I'd hurt myself! Anyway, do you agree

about the general consensus of your whimper?

SkekSil: It's funny if you ask me, mmm. But the General finds it annoying, serves him right!

Mmmmm!

SkekSa: So, how do you like your job?

SkekSil: Hmmm, I enjoy my work as prime minister and as next in line. But what I

really look forward to is becoming the new Emperor. Mmmmm!

SkekSa: What do you think of the General?

SkekSil: I think he is a brainless brute! All he ever does is yell at me and push me around.

SkekSa: What about the other Skeksis?

SkekSil: The Gourmand is a fatty, the Slave Master is a sadist, the Treasurer never does anything

but put money in his mouth, the Ornamentalist doesn't give a crap about anything that doesn't

involve looking pretty, the Scientist spends all his free time giving potatoes lobotomies, the High

Priest is a superstitious sociopath, and the Historian sleeps so much that if he died we wouldn't

even know!

SkekSa: What do you think of Emperor SkekSo?

SkekSil: He needs to die! Screw patience, I want to be Emperor right this second! If

His Excellency spends one more day talking about how awesome he is while in bed attached

to a bunch of tubes, I'd kill him myself! It's getting annoying I tell you!

SkekSa: What does getting forcibly stripped feel like?

SkekSil: That's so indecent! I refuse to answer your stupid question!

SkekSa:What are your thoughts on Chanter UrSol?

SkekSil: I hate that guy! He's such a spithead!

Next: General SkekUng