SkekSa (me): Today I'm beginning a series of interviews with my fellow Skeksis. First
up we have our lord Chamberlain SkekSil!
clap clap clap
SkekSa: So…
UrSi (also me): You have forgotten me and thus forgotten who you are!
SkekSa: I'll interview the UrRu some other time, now shut up because you're extremely
annoying! The only reason I don't kick you is that I'd hurt myself! Anyway, do you agree
about the general consensus of your whimper?
SkekSil: It's funny if you ask me, mmm. But the General finds it annoying, serves him right!
Mmmmm!
SkekSa: So, how do you like your job?
SkekSil: Hmmm, I enjoy my work as prime minister and as next in line. But what I
really look forward to is becoming the new Emperor. Mmmmm!
SkekSa: What do you think of the General?
SkekSil: I think he is a brainless brute! All he ever does is yell at me and push me around.
SkekSa: What about the other Skeksis?
SkekSil: The Gourmand is a fatty, the Slave Master is a sadist, the Treasurer never does anything
but put money in his mouth, the Ornamentalist doesn't give a crap about anything that doesn't
involve looking pretty, the Scientist spends all his free time giving potatoes lobotomies, the High
Priest is a superstitious sociopath, and the Historian sleeps so much that if he died we wouldn't
even know!
SkekSa: What do you think of Emperor SkekSo?
SkekSil: He needs to die! Screw patience, I want to be Emperor right this second! If
His Excellency spends one more day talking about how awesome he is while in bed attached
to a bunch of tubes, I'd kill him myself! It's getting annoying I tell you!
SkekSa: What does getting forcibly stripped feel like?
SkekSil: That's so indecent! I refuse to answer your stupid question!
SkekSa:What are your thoughts on Chanter UrSol?
SkekSil: I hate that guy! He's such a spithead!
Next: General SkekUng
