Just my little parody of Merlin. I was very bored one night sitting at home with my little brother and we began making up some random stuff relating to Merlin, ironically it was on TV and my step-dad had no idea what we were talking about! Enjoy!
..."And his name was, Bevan, but we'll call him Merlin because it sounds much cooler," Magical dragon...
..."Sire, I have a confession to make"
"What is it now, Merlin?"
"My name's not really Merlin. It's Bevan, but it's not magical enough to be used as the title of a major TV series!"
"Oh. I too have a confession, Bevan. You must confide in this."
"Yes my lord, anything my lord."
"I am now going to kill you." -SLAY- 'Bevan' and Prince Arthur 'Stuck-Up'...
..."What? His name is Bevan? "
"Yes, father."
"No, no, NO! You know not to call me 'father' between the hours of 6am and 10pm!"
"Sorry, my king. He's magic too."
"What? A magical servant named Bevan? This cannot be!" Prince Stuck-Up and King Uther 'Snooty'...
..."I beg you Bevan, retrieve the egg."
-You've got to be kidding. The whole flipping town is after that, and now you tell me that we want it?-, Bevan and Magical dragon...
What did you think? I know, it's weird. But actually I've got nothing against Merlin, it's more that I was bored and I had nothing better to do. Just please R&R!
