Chapter 1 - The Hula Hoop
Bella had just found a fun, new way to exercise - hula-hooping. She was in her bedroom, swinging her new hoop around her hips, when who should appear but Edward! He walked in and smiled at her. "Why hello there, Bella. And how are you this fine evening? Say, what is that strange contraption you have encircling your waist?"
Bella laughed. "Oh, Edward, I sometimes forget how out of touch with the modern world you are - it's a hula-hoop! It's a great way to get exercise AND have fun. Everybody's doing it."
Edward, being naturally curious, wanted a go. Bella agreed and handed him over the hoop, thinking it would be a right laugh. But it wasn't. Edward's super-duper vampire-enhanced hips starting spinning the hoop out of control, so fast that it could hardly be seen.
Bella stopped giggling and just stared in amazement. Then she felt that something was wrong. It was just moving too fast. "Edward, stop!" But it was too late. The hoop spun so fast that it was actually ripping a hole in space and time. Edward could no longer control his pelvis - he trusted around the room like mad, screaming for help. The vortex grew larger and larger, and began sucking in pieces of paper. Bella could feel it almost sucking her in.
"Edward, for the love of God, you must stop this!" she shrieked, but it was too late. With one almighty pelvis thrust, the vortex was smashed open, and it was so big and strong that it sucked Bella straight into it. As soon as Bella's head vanished into the darkness, the vortex shrivelled up around her and disappeared. Edward was left in the room - alone. Where had Bella gone?
Find out in the next exciting chapter of…
ABRAHAM.
