7 ate 9

Rosie: You can't get rid of us! We're awesome!

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3: Ready…

4: Set…

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Redrosedreams PRESENTS….

Ostera: GO!

7 ate 9

9: Hey, I'm in a title!

5: But 9 already HAS his own movie!

Toaster: So have I.

64: Do you think I care?

Chapter 1: The dilemma

Olive: Guys, let's go to the beach!

Everyone:…

Nyuu: - *Explodes*

3: Oh man.

4: Not again.

Rosie: What? But I thought we fixed the exploding time loop in the last book!

6: That one was never published.

9: Aw.

Rosie: GUYS! THE POPTARTS ARE ATTACKING THE TOWN!

9: You said that in the last book.

6: It was nev-

9: OH RIGHT HOW SHOULD I KNOW?

5: I'm bored.

3: You know, There ARE poptarts attacking the town….

4: Who's supposed to die first?

6: I predict it's Apple.

Apple: Aw, man!

64: Who dies after that?

6: Me.

64: Ummm…. Sorry about your loss?

Random evil giant poptart: RAWR!

5: OH MY CREATOR!

Toaster: Apple! Go sacrifice yourself for a better cause!

Apple: Me? YOU'RE the Brave little toaster!

*Both Toaster and Apple get crushed by the REGP*

6: I just cheated death!

7: Final Destination.

6: Awwwww- *Gets crushed by poptart*

1: Now how do we know who dies next?

Fiver: I'll predict it!

5: Ummmm….Sure?

Fiver: Next is…. Vexx, 7, Kimberly, and that giraffe from 2012.

*They get crushed*

3: And who's next now?

Fiver: The evil clown in Alaska, 1, 8, Bob, Moe, Ellen, Lucy, Mario, Luigi, the Nyan cat, Ashley, K.K. slider, LUV ALLI, Galla, and Lucky.

Lili: Wow.

* The evil clown in Alaska, 1, 8, Bob, Moe, Ellen, Lucy, Mario, Luigi, the Nyan cat, Ashley, K.K. slider, LUV ALLI, Galla, and Lucky get crushed.*

4: And after that?

Fiver: Everyone else.

Everyone else: *Gets crushed by poptart*

9: Aren't you glad that there was a random person named "Everyone Else"?

5: Anyone else who dies?

Fiver: The rest of the survivors.

Roscoe: Oh, and tell me you're referring to the cast of Survivor?

Fiver: Nope.

9: OH –

*Everyone gets crushed by poptarts*