Disclaimer: I do not own any HP character (or J. K Rowling), yet. But one day I shall own them all, MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Co-written with Kate's cousin, coz she not 13 yet!
Chapter one: The debate.
Announcer: Here for the first ever slash debate, your hostess J. K creator of HP Rowling.
*J.K Rowling walks in and crowd cheers so loudly a window breaks, but nobody notices*
J.K Rowling: hello and welcome to the first annual slash debate.
*Crowd cheers* Nameless person no1: Go J.K! You da bomb!
J.K Rowling: Without further ado here are the For slashes team. Hermione Ganger, *Hermione walks in wearing skanky clothes* Fred Weasley*Fred walks in and all the girls cheer* and Angelina Johnson *Comes in snogs Fred then snogs Hermione. Crowd is not impressed!*
Nameless person no 2: That is sick!
J.K Rowling: Now, the against slashes team Draco Malfoy, *Draco walks in and all the girls cheer more loudly than they cheered for J.K Rowling* George Weasley*George walks in and all the girls cheer* and Minerva McGonagall *Walks in, everyone gasps coz she looks like a hippie*
McGonagall: Peace to ya'll!
J.K Rowling: first up is Hermione Granger! *All the boys cheer*
Hermione: I think slashes are good coz yous can be with different peoplez. Yeah, dats all I have to sayz! My pointz is slashes rulez!
Nameless person no 3: I thought you were smart
Hermione: well you though wrong, nameless person no 3.
Nameless person no 3: you want a piece of me!
Crowd of nameless people: J.K! J.K! *like in Jerry Springer, where they chant his name, but here they're chanting J.K*
*Security comes and pulls the two girls away*
J.K Rowling: Now it time for Draco Malfoy!*All the girls cheer*
Draco: I think slashes suck because most of slashes are with two people of the same gender. You people sicken me!
Crowd of nameless girls: He's right! We're sick! Hooray! Lets go write more Harry/Draco slashes!
Draco: Didn't you moronic girls hear me, I hate slashes! You're all desperate sluts!
Crowd of nameless girls: *Cheer*
*Draco walks of muttering darkly*
J.K Rowling: Next is Fred Weasley... *waits for a minute but all the people at the for slashes table seemed to have disappeared. J.K Rowling walks over and looks behind the table...* You don't want to know what's happening there! So lets bring out a person against slashes, Minerva McGonagall.
Minerva: People instead of writing slashes, you should be saving the whales or trying to save the environment. Save the planet! Save the whales! Become a hippie today! *Minerva is still yelling as people in white lab coats take her away*
J.K Rowling: since this program is run so badly, we have no more time. So we'll leave you with a poem.
Announcer: No poems
J.K Rowling: Then we'll leave you with some disturbing images of Hermione, Fred and Angelina.
Announcer: sorry but this is a story, not a TV.
J.K Rowling: Fine, I'm outa here!
*Once J.K Rowling is gone Dobby's cousin and Kate's cousin run onto the stage*.
Dobby's cousin: Next chapters are gonna be a slash survey
Kate's cousin: enjoy!
R&R
