Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto...

Authors notes: this is a very random story... If you do not like it please tell me that in you review... if you do like it please review anyways.

Sasuke the Emo or Emu or Whatever you call It

Chapter 1

The Cold Hard Truth

Sasuke was in his house, with a kunia in his left hand. He was sitting in front of a computer. 'Are you emo? quiz. find out now!'

'Are you emo? of course I'm not emo! might as well take the test.' Sasuke thought.

He got to the 2^nd question, 'Why did you take this quiz' is what the question was, the possible choices were a) for fun. b) to fine out if I'm emo or emu or whatever it is. or c) To find out what I already know is the sad truth.

Sasuke clicked b) To find out if I'm emo or emu or whatever it is.

5 minutes later Sasuke got to the end of the test, and got his answer. 'You are emo'

That night Sasuke cried himself to sleep, it was the sad truth, and a quiz on a computer had to tell him. There was something wrong with this world...

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Author's notes:

Me: I don't own the Emo Quiz.

Sasuke: I'm not Emo! I'm Emu!

Me: *giggling* There's no difference. (whispering to you people with Sasuke out of earshot) There's a difference but he doesn't have to know

Gaara: Where's my cookie?!?!

Orochamaru: Your not getting one! *said in a taunting voice*

Gaara: Die you!!!

Kabuto: I hate you all!

Gaara (to Orochamaru and Kabuto): DESSERT COFFIN!!!!!!!!!!!! (blood everywhere)

Me: Right! Gaara here's your cookie. *Gaara leaves* and i'll wright another chapter soon! *waves buy*