Somewhere in chinese is an old jail where the most dangerous criminals of china are safely locked, nobody ever got out… except for tonight because tonight a new agent wasn't prepared for the most dangerous criminal of the whole jail…

Agent: *sees a shadow creeping over the wall* who's there! Show yourself!

The agent points his flashlight on the wall and sees a bird fly over.

Agent: oh, you really scared me little birdie.

?: if the bird already scares you, then what do think of me?

The police shocks and turns around only to see how a feet kicks him away, the police hits the wall, but because of the impact he breaks though the wall. When the police opens his eyes he sees the criminal in front of him.

Agent: t-t-t-Tai Lung….

Tai Lung: don't worry, I won't kill you, you were the one who set me free and I need someone to tell the emperor that I'm coming for him *walks away, but suddenly turns around* and next time… watch your keys *throws the keys on the belly of the police*.

Tai Lung runs into the dark woods while the police runs to his officer and tells him the story, the officer quickly sends a message to the emperor… that night in the palace of the emperor…

Messenger: your highness! Your highness! Tai Lung is escaped from the prison and…

Emperor: what!

Messenger: I'll make sure the best kung fu masters will guard the palace…

Emperor: NO! I want that the best kung fu masters protect the villagers and to stop Tai Lung.

Messenger: but he defeated thousands of people just by himself, even the best kung fu masters won't stop him!

Emperor: very well then, sent from every family from every town one man to train and fight him.

Messenger: are you sure this is gonna work your highness?

Emperor: no, but one man can make a differences between victory and defeat…

Meanwhile somewhere else in the china lives a girl who reached the age where she should find a husband, but the girl didn't want a husband, she just wanted to live her life, but that would be a shame for her whole family. her dad is praying for her, he's praying in hope she will bring honor to the whole family…

Tigress' dad: honorable ancestors, please, please help my daughter tigress to impress the matchmaker today, so she will find a husband…

Tigress: hi daddy, praying to our ancestors again? I brought you some thee.

Tigress' dad: tigress…

Tigress: remember that the doctor said, three cubs of thee in the morning and three at night.

Tigress' dad: tigress, you should already be in town, we're counting on you to…

Tigress: to uphold the family honor, I know, I know, I'll go now, wish me luck *runs to her horse*.

Tigress' dad: hurry! (I'm gonna pray some more…).

Meanwhile in town with tigress' mom and grandmother…

stylist: …is your daughter here yet? The matchmaker is not a patient woman…

Tigress' mom: of all days to be late… I should've prayed to the ancestors for luck…

Tigress' grandmother: how lucky can they be, they're dead! Besides I've got all the luck we'll need *holds op a cage with a cricket inside* this is your chance to prove yourself…

Tigress' grandmother closes her eyes and walks up to the street where a lot of chinese cars ride…

Tigress's mom: grandmother! NO!

A view cars stop and all the sand flies around, nobody can't see a thing because of the sand, but when the sand is gone tigress' grandmother is at the other side of the street, she opens her eyes and looks back at tigress' mother…

Tigress' grandmother: yep, this is a lucky one!

The cricked faints from fair and tigress' mom get's more worried about tigress, she wants to give up and go home when she hears a horse coming her way, she turns around and sees how tigress jumps of the horse and lands next to her mother, tigress is all dirty and she wearing her old clothes…

Tigress: I'm here! *sees the angry look on her mother's face* what? but mom, I had to…

Tigress' mom: *takes tigress inside the stylist* none of your excuses… now let's get you cleaned up.

Stylist 1: this is what you give me to work with? Well, honey, I've seen worse, we're going to turn this sow's ear into a silk purse *takes tigress' clothes off and puts her into a bath*.

Tigress: w-w-water!

Tigress's mom: if you would've been clean when you came here this wasn't needed.

Stylist 1: we'll have you washed and dried, primped and polished till you glow with pride, trust my recipe for instant bride, you'll bring honor to us all.

Tigress' mom: tigress, how on earth did you get this dirty?

Tigress: well, you see, I took a ehh… shortcut to get here…

Tigress' grandmother: *gives the cage with the cricket to tigress' mom* hold this, we'll need more luck then I thought.

Stylist 2: wait and see when we're through…

Stylist 3: …boys will gladly fight for you.

Stylist 2: with good fortune…

Stylist 3: …and a great hairdo…

Stylist 2, stylist 3 and tigress' mom: …you'll bring honor to us all.

Everyone on street: a girl can bring her family great honor in one way, by striking a good match and this could be the day.

Stylist 4: men want girls with good taste…

Stylist 5: calm…

Tigress' mom: obedient, who work fast-paced, with good breeding…

Stylist 5: …and a tiny waist…

Stylist 4, stylist 5 and tigress' mom: …you'll bring honor to us all.

Everyone on street: we all must serve our emperor, who guards us from the Huns, a man by bearing arms, a girl by bearing sons.

Stylist 6 and tigress' mom: when we're through you can't fail, like a lotus blossom, soft and pale, how could any fellow say "No Sale", you'll bring honor to us all.

Tigress' mom: there, you're ready…

Tigress' grandmother: not yet! An apple for serenity *puts an apple in tigress' mouth and a pendant in her dress*, a pendant for balance… *puts an necklace around tigress' neck and the cricket cage on the band that is around her waist* beads of jade for beauty, you must proudly show it, now add a cricket just for luck and even you can't blow it.

Tigress: ancestors, hear my plea, help me not to make a fool of me, and to not uproot my family tree, keep my father standing tall *walks with the other girls to the matchmaker*.

The four girls and tigress: scarier than the undertaker we are meeting our matchmaker…

Everyone on street: destiny, guard our girls and our future as it fast unfurls, please look kindly on these cultured pearls, each a perfect porcelain doll.

Girl 1: please bring honor to us.

Girl 2: please bring honor to us.

Girl 3: please bring honor to us.

Girl 4: please bring honor to us.

Everyone on street: please bring honor to us all.

The door of the matchmaker opens and a mean looking cat is standing in the doorpost, the mean looking cat is looking on her schedule.

The matchmaker: tigress...

Tigress: present!

The matchmaker: *writes something on a paper* speaking without permission.

Tigress: *slams forehead* oh boy…

Tigress' grandmother: *whispers to tigress' mother* who spit in her bean curt?

Tigress walks into the house of the matchmaker and the matchmaker closes the door with a hard "slam". The matchmaker starts to inspect tigress on how she's looking…

The matchmaker: *writes something on the paper* too skinny.

At that moment the cricket opens his cage and jump on the shoulder of the matchmaker who doesn't even noticed…

The matchmaker: not very good for the family honor…

Tigress grabs the cricket and because the matchmaker turns around she quickly put the cricket in her mouth.

The matchmaker: now tell me the final admission!

Tigress: *spit out the cricket when the matchmaker isn't looking* fulfill your duties with respect and ehh…

The matchmaker writes something on the paper but didn't notices some on the black ink still is on her paw…

The matchmaker: okay, enough, this way!

They both walk to a table and sit down…

The matchmaker: now, pour the thee! To pleas your future husband you must show a sense of discipline and…

While the matchmaker said that she moved her fingers under her noise and because there's still black ink on her paw it looks like she has a moustache…

Tigress: (should I tell her, no! then she get all mad at me and thinks that I did something… just pour in the thee and… oh no! half of it is on the table!).

When the glass is filled with thee tigress noticed that the cricket is taking a bath in the hot thee, the matchmaker takes the glass and wants to take a drink…

Tigress: *oh no, when she drink that she'll think I've put the cricket in there, I have to get it back) ehh… pardon me…

The matchmaker: and silent!

Tigress: *grabs the glass* but I just take that back…

The matchmaker tries to get the thee back and the both starts pulling the glass until... tigress let the glass slip out her paws and the thee falls over the matchmaker and the cricket get into her dress.

The matchmaker: why you clumsy…!

The matchmaker feel something in her dress and walks back, by doing that she falls into a jar that is filled with hot firestones… meanwhile everyone is waiting for tigress when the door opens and the matchmaker runs out with her tail on fire!

The matchmaker: PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!

Tigress runs out and throws some hot thee over the matchmaker, the fire is out, but the cat is all wet…

Tigress: oops…