Authors note: Sorry if my spelling of 'Reece' annoys anyone i mean six of one half a dozen of the other right? I really wasn't sure which one to use! meh! Thanks to everyone who reviewed my last story i appreciate it. Enjoy please review :)

Reece's Mum

Where did you and Gwen going on a holiday?

Reece

Australia, we wedded in Las Vegas

Reece's Mum

You married that whore!

Reece

I meant went by Las Vegas, but now I know you think my girlfriends a whore, is there anything else you'd like to tell me?


Jack

Do you want me to put the photos of Gwen's boobs on face book so you can download them?

Reece

WHY THE (insert non T rated word here) DO YOU HAVE PHOTOS OF GWENS BOOBS!

Jack

I meant the photos of we took for you guys when we were in Birmingham…

Reece


Ianto

Got my new penis today! Yay!

Jack

I didn't know you were planning that…

Ianto

Sorry to spoil your fan fiction style fantasies but I mean my new PRIUS.

Jack

Oh…


Reece

Where are you?

Gwen

Be there in five I'll expose myself when I get there.

Reece

Oooo looking forward to that

Gwen

I meant EXPLAIN. Bloody auto correct. And no Reece.


Gwen

Want to come round for some pre-christmas drinks?

Tosh

Make sure you have lots to drink I usally have heaps of ethnics!

*Eggnog

Gwen

YOU'VE JUST BEEN AUTOCORRECTED!

Tosh

There's no such thing.

Gwen

There is now. Lol