Authors note: Sorry if my spelling of 'Reece' annoys anyone i mean six of one half a dozen of the other right? I really wasn't sure which one to use! meh! Thanks to everyone who reviewed my last story i appreciate it. Enjoy please review :)
Reece's Mum
Where did you and Gwen going on a holiday?
Reece
Australia, we wedded in Las Vegas
Reece's Mum
You married that whore!
Reece
I meant went by Las Vegas, but now I know you think my girlfriends a whore, is there anything else you'd like to tell me?
Jack
Do you want me to put the photos of Gwen's boobs on face book so you can download them?
Reece
WHY THE (insert non T rated word here) DO YOU HAVE PHOTOS OF GWENS BOOBS!
Jack
I meant the photos of we took for you guys when we were in Birmingham…
Reece
…
Ianto
Got my new penis today! Yay!
Jack
I didn't know you were planning that…
Ianto
Sorry to spoil your fan fiction style fantasies but I mean my new PRIUS.
Jack
Oh…
Reece
Where are you?
Gwen
Be there in five I'll expose myself when I get there.
Reece
Oooo looking forward to that
Gwen
I meant EXPLAIN. Bloody auto correct. And no Reece.
Gwen
Want to come round for some pre-christmas drinks?
Tosh
Make sure you have lots to drink I usally have heaps of ethnics!
*Eggnog
Gwen
YOU'VE JUST BEEN AUTOCORRECTED!
Tosh
There's no such thing.
Gwen
There is now. Lol
