This is my Frist Story in a while so i thought id do something fun
Richard (From LFG comic) VS Deadpool (Self Explanitory)
This will be a bit of fun and feel free to rate, subscribe and review my work, also looking for suggestions for any universes to visit or odd references you want in my story.
P.S. Anything in single Quotation marks eg ' ' is a regular character talkin. Anything in doubble Quotation marks e.g. " " is a main character. And anything in bold e.g. Hii this is my frist line in the book is deadpools thought box.
Oh and the narrator is a bit of a scatterbrain and may get distracted at times. But he will usally get back in line. Anything with two stars is a Japaneese style sound effect e.g. **SNAP**
No warlock, you do not have enough power to open the way. Said a tall silver haired elf to a black robed person who barr his many titles could only be labeled as "miscelanious".
A second elf stepped foward, 'Brother, if he cannot do it why do you even let him try?'
'It was a clever ploy just sit back and watch, this outa be interesting'
'Popcorn anyone?' it was krunch, he had produced a bowl of popcorn out of seemingly nowhere.
The show was getting interesting. The warlocks eyes were glowing in a shadow of pure darkness.
Wait up Glow of shadow? Isnt that an oxymoron?
GET OUT OF HERE! this is my part yours comes later.
Fine
Damn thought boxes, you never know what bullshit theyll sprout next, now where was i. OH crap THANKS ALOT YOU STUPID FUCKING BOX now ive missed the big event!.
'Is anyone else going to ask how he managed to crucify himself?' it was the Green skinned preist, who for reasons no-one was brave enough to ask was called benny.
She was making a good point, but no-one could beleive what they were seeing, let alone try and work out how it was possible, the warlock known as Richard.
"Arent you forgetting my titles"
NO, just No every other fanfic youre in has had them, but i will strive to be different, i will be a shining glory in this dark world.
"You've just forgotten them havent you?"
..., yes i forgot them
"Well it isnt hard, i mean i do get them based on number of kills i make, so looking at it from that edge you would be right to forget them being as i get a few more every week"
Yes, few mo... wait what? every week? But those titles are on a multiplicative scale the more titles you have the more kills you need to get the next one, how is it even possible to have that many titles, you would need to kill the entire planet three times over.
"Ever been to the plane of suck?"
OOH ive heard of that place, what did you do? commit first degree premeditated quadruple trillion murder suicide?
FUCK IT, just go through the portal, im sick of this shit
"But i want to keep talking to this nice box person"
GET IN THAT GODDAMN PORTAL NOW OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL SEND YOUR ASS BACK TO THE PLANE OF SUCK.
"hmm well i do need to rack up a few more titles before i go."
[On the brink of crying] Please, just get in the portal im begging you here.
Not to mention that quadruple trillion premeditated murder suicide on yourself is completely impossible.
"Id love to stay debating this, but i fear you have just broken the continuity of this universe" And with that he De Crucified himself and dove through the portal before anyone knew what was happening.
Great now you've done it. Well see ya suckers im outa here.
Well i think i hear deadpool about to have a conscious thought, see ya in a bit guys
Funnily enough in the exact same location, but on the other spectrum of the gauge and scale of reality, Deadpool was just waking up.
God what was i thinking last night
"ugh" He lent over the bed and threw up what looked to be a purple kitten.
"I swear to god, im never hooking a nuclear reactor to a martini mixer again"
What he failed to notice is that in his insanelt drunken state he had wandered over to Deaths Realm in order to pick her up on a date. Unfortunately he walked into the Shinigami realm instead of regular old hell.
Not to worry, i still have my teleporter on me
No you dont
Yes i do its right here
No you dont
"You may be the narrator but im not gonna stand up for this im going home and im gonna sleep this of like a baaad hangover"
Which might i point out it is
"See ya next time sucker!" Deadpool fumbles with something in his pocket for a few minutes before pulling out a small black remote with a red button on it. **Beep** **BOOM**
Well Shit, i guess i am stuck here oh well back to sleep i go with that he fell over unconcious again.
'Well Well what do we have here?' said a tall Brown haired psychopath who up untill recently went by the name of kira 'Ryuk i thought you said that only Shinigami and people who have used the deathnote end up here'
'Meh every once in a while somone manages to turn up here, no biggie he will soon die from the madness surrounding us.' This was the shinigami ryuk who was hovering over Deadpool's unconcious form.
"Sorry to bother you, but has anyone seen my fork?"
'No now bugger off im busy tormenting souls' this was Ryuks final mistake
**Fwoosh**
Well this is just the beginning please read and review and any suggestions as to where Deadpool and Richard should end up would be appreciated.
