Roger Rabbit was just on his lunch break after working at Maroon Cartoons. He heads over to the nearby McDonald's. When Roger arrived at the McDonald's, three coyotes were already at the counter demanding for some burgers. The clerk tells them that they can't have any burgers without any money. This upsets the coyotes, until one of them points out to Roger, and they decide to have some fried rabbit for lunch.

Roger always had hard luck with coyotes. The coyotes tell Roger that they were going to eat him. Roger pleads the coyotes not to eat them, but the coyotes refuse. Roger says to himself "Shrek, where are you when I need you?" At that point the coyotes burst with coyote laughter. One of the coyotes tells Roger, that Shrek is not real. "That's not true! I've met Shrek before! I am his biggest fan!" Another coyote then tells Roger, "What are you, retarded!?" This hurt Roger's feelings and the rabbit began to cry.

The coyotes begin to surround Roger to eat him, when one of the coyotes takes a big sniff in the air and claims that he smells onions. The other two coyotes then sniff and agree that there is an onion smell. At that moment Shrek breaks through the door of the McDonald's. Roger stops crying and is happy to see Shrek. Shrek says "Nobody hurts people in my swamp! You coyotes should have checked yourselves before you SHREK'D yourselves!" In order to protect Roger, Shrek grabs one of the coyotes by the tail, tears it off, and strangles him with it. Shrek then grabs all three of the coyotes, rolls them up into a ball and throws them out the window. The coyotes land on the road and they get ran over by a car.

Roger thanks Shrek for saving him. "How can I ever repay you!?", asks Roger. Shrek replied "Buy me a burger". The clerk laughs at Shrek which angers him. Shrek grabs the clerk's nose, tears it off and devours it. Shrek then says to the clerk "it's all ogre now" and throws the clerk out the window.