A/N:
Abyss: We came up with this at, like, 4AM... Yes, we are very much insane. *wonders mildly htf whatever we were talking about made us think of this* During the duration of this fic, Mello is 13, Near is 12, and Matt is 11!
Tawny: We also must apologize now to Mello, Matt, and Near... Because... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHA... hahaha... They'll be lucky if they live through this...
Mello, Matt, & Near: O-O'
Matt: T.T
Mello: -.-
Near: *still O-O'-ing*
Abyss: Ohyeah! We don't own Death Note or the characters DD:
Mello: Thank God...
Tawny: OR any of the other shows/whatevers & their characters that may or may not appear in this fic! :/ *mutters* Stupid Abyss, THIS IS A CROSSOVER FIC!
Abyss: DX SHUDAP
MNM's Totally Cannon Dangerous and Magical Adventures int TV-Land! :DDD
TERROR ZERO: MNM's Totally Cannon Dangerous and Magical Adventures into THE PROLOGUE! :O
"Dude, you're playing Pokemon, why do you need to watch it too?"
"I'm listening to the voices! Just shut up, I'm trying to listen!"
"You shut up! And give me the fucking remote!"
Near rolled his eyes, marveling at how the two called each other 'best friends' when they never got along. Ever.
...Ever.
...
Anywho...
It was the typical rainy Saturday evening in the 'Study Room' (Which was never used for studying...) at Wammy's- Mello was bored as hell and abusing Near, Matt was playing videogames, the two were arguing, Near was playing with Optimus Prime and dodging Mello's mental attacks (but not most of the physical ones...), and Linda was trying to convince Mello and Near to let her play with their hair.
I repeat- Linda was trying to convince Mello and Near to let her play with their hair.
Does not go over well.
"Hey Mello~"
"No, for the googolplexth time!"
"That's not even a word! You can't just add -th to any random number!"
"Shut up Matt!"
Linda grinned, dashing out of the room. Before shutting the door behind her, she called over her shoulder; "I'll go get my hair ponies~"
"What the fuck is that? A pony that goes in your hair?"
"My God, Matt, you're clueless..."
After the torturing of Mello and Near, and an attempted Matt (who very vehemently shoved Linda away, scaring several little kids who thought Matt was, quote, "a cuddly gaming teddy bear", in the process), Linda limped off to Roger's office to patch up a bloody lip Matt gave her.
...
He was NOT afraid to harm a female if they came at him brandishing a brush and ponies that stepped on your hair.
Glaring at the door, Matt turned off his Nintendo and everybody stared. Just stared.
Matt never turned off his DS.
Ever.
... EVER.
Anywho.
Mello stared as Matt crossed the room and Near froze with his dice-holding hand in midair, just watching. Matt kneeled in front of the TV, pressing a big button and sitting cross-legged, just watching.
Matt was watching television.
Without his Nintendo.
"... Matt? You okay...?"
"Yep. I saved the princess again."
Near nodded in understandment; he often got tired of his own toys, seeking entertainment of some other kind. TV was just an easy alternative.
Mello blinked, cracking off a bite of chocolate. He stiffened as Matt narrowed his eyes; Standing up, he went over to the couch and grabbed the remote, resuming his earlier position in front of the TV.
I wish these guys would stop monitoring me like I'm a ticking time-bomb, Matt thought to himself.
As Matt was flicking through channels, the TV suddenly went black. Blinking, Matt looked behind the TV, finding nothing. Flopping down on his stomach, he began dismantling the TV, exploring what's wrong with the damned thing. Mello watched curiously as Matt disconnnected some wires and then re-connected them to other wires.
"There... let's see..." Matt said, flicking the TV on, and suddenly, none of them could breathe, and their chests felt like they were imploding.
The air around them felt like it was getting twisted and they were twisting with it. Mello, Matt and Near fell to the ground, panting, and unable to breathe until the air settled. Mello, who had fallen flat on his face, opened his eyes and noticed one thing immediately: "Why the fuck are my fingers square?" The second thing he noticed was that his voice sounded gay. "And why does my voice sound gay? !"
They stood up, and Matt noticed... Where's Near? Just now comprehending what Mello had said, he looked at his own hands; "Mels, I do not have a pinkie. I think you're just fine." After saying this, he too noticed that his voice was set at an annoyingly higher pitch. "..."
Matt then turned to look at Mello, and immediately burst out laughing.
"Mels... You've been eating... too much chocolate... And you've got an awful bowl cut..."
Mello glared towards Matt.
"Speak for yourself; you're twenty times more out of shape from playing videogames as you were before!"
"But you're fucking fayat!"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"... Where's Sheep?" Mello asked, like he really cared.
Baaaa.
"What... the fuck?" Matt asked, looking around. Once they started to look around, Mello noticed the trees were... they had faces.
Turning around in a full circle, they took in the scenery fully.
The grass was a sickening shade of blue, apples were purple, tree trunks were orange. It was like, to Matt, they were stuck in world four in New Super Mario Bros.
He wasn't sure whether to be ecstatic or to be freaked out.
He went with the latter.
"What the fuck? !"
They continued to turn, until Matt heard Mello scream and fall to the ground.
Mello, on his end, had slowly turned until he had come face to face with a pair of deep, chocolate brown eyes.
"AAHH!" he screamed, falling back, and since he fell, he could now see all of the person who had so suddenly freaked him out.
She had a brown bowl cut that stuck out unnaturally from her head, her eyes took up most of her face, and she had a very pedo-ish smile. She wore a pink shirt and a purple backpack, wearing on her wrist a yellow bead bracelet with a blue flower on it. Her shorts were a sickening day-glo orange.
Oh, dear God... Oh, God, no, please, God, NO!
"Hi there, I'm Dora!"
A/N:
Abyss: HEYYYY EVERYONEEEEE~ Say 'melodic' how it should be said based on the fact that the base word is 'melody'
Tawny: . . .
Pants: THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
Tawny: GO AWAY PANTS YOU CAN'T BE HERE THEY DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE YET
Abyss: I have no problem with him being here.
Tawny: HIM? It's an it! Why are you personifying it? ! IT'S AN IT! ! !
Abyss: ...It's a character.
Pants: HEY LOOK~ there's Mello sulking in a corner being emo! GO CRY EMO KID GO CRY!
Mello: STFU! & GTFA!
