It was a beautiful Spring day in Toontown. Roger Rabbit was on his way to a comic book store to buy himself a comic book. When he arrived there he couldn't find any cool comics. He looked through some comics until he finds one of his old Roger Rabbit comic books from the 1990's. Roger gets exited when he finds one of his old comics and says today was his p-p-p-p-perfect day.
He goes to the counter and asks the clerk if he can purchase the comic. The clerk replies "charming". Roger becomes scared. He realized that the clerk was Prince Charming. Charming says to Roger, "It's all ogre now!" Roger knew he had to save himself from Prince Charming. Roger drinks an alcoholic beverage which caused him to turn into a giant steam whistle going crazy on steam, which knocks Charming out cold.
Fairy Godmother then appears and casts a spell on Roger which caused his head to fall off. At that moment Shrek breaks through the ceiling and yells "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!?" Shrek opens up his head and sticks Charming in his brain like a prison cell. Fairy Godmother tries to escape, but Shrek squirts poisonous earwax out of his ear. The earwax lands on Fairy Godmother and turns her into butter.
Shrek walks over to Roger. Roger pleaded Shrek not to hurt him again, remembering what Shrek did to him last time. But Shrek reattached Roger's head to his body. "But Shrek, I don't understand." Shrek tells Roger that he is being payed to be nice to the rabbit, but he still likes to hunt other people down. Roger is happy that Shrek will never hurt him again. Shrek replies by saying "It's never ogre."
Note: This is a sequel to my first Shrek on Sugar, Shrek on Steroids story.
