Lazy Shinobi
Summary: Naruto is a member of the disbanded Akatsuki guild, in which all 10 of it's member are as strong as the Four Gods of Ishgar, Naruto being the strongest of them. Years after it's disbandment, Naruto took the road of an independent mage... before joining the guild called Fairy Tail, a guild his little sister joined. How will the presence of the strong blond shinobi change things? And why is Erza so angry at him?
A/N: Inspired by many stories, so yeah. Just get your popcorn and read this jack shit.
Fairy Tail is the strongest guild in all of Fiore, but they aren't just strong and all of those stuff. All of their members have their... quirks so to speak, and today is not a different day.
Natsu and Gray were arguing again, Happy is eating fish, Mirajane is serving foods and drinks, with that ugly smoker Wakaba trying to ask the beautiful woman on a date, Cana drinking a barrel, and surprisingly, Erza wasn't in her disciplinarian mode and is eating her beloved cheesecake. Oh, and was Lucy forgotten? The woman is holding a package, which contained God knows what is it.
It was a nice day, and it's as normal or... how normal Fairy Tail could be. Natsu, who just finished arguing a nonsense argument with Gray, sat next to Lucy, and the said girl blushed.
"Umm... Lucy, what is the content of that package?" Natsu asked the blond girl, who told them she didn't know it as well. So she decided to open it, and saw a letter... and three celestial keys inside.
"A letter, and three celestial keys! Oh my God!" Lucy exclaimed in shock, and everyone around her got interested, even Loke.
"I should read the letter first, this could have a clue on who gave me these babies!" Lucy then cradled the keys like how a mother would to her child. Then she opened the letter and read it
Dear Lucy,
I hope you like my gifts. I got them from one of the mages of Oracion Seis, and the spirits revoked her contract with them, so there's no problem with that. The spirits are Capricorn, Gemini, and Aries. (With that, Loke's eyes widened) I heard you followed in kaa-chan's footsteps and decided to become a Celestial Spirit Mage. I'm sorry that I never saw you for 10 years, so this is like an apology gift to you.
Yours Truly,
Naruto Namikaze
The Shinobi, and your Brother.
"Nii-san.." Lucy muttered
"SHINOBI!" Erza then had an angry look on her face, and everyone turned their heads at Erza.
"Uh, Erza-san, what's wrong with the word "shinobi"?" Asked a confused Lucy.
"That shinobi bastard, to think he is actually the brother of our cute Lucy, unforgivable!" Erza ranted, and while Lucy is thankful Erza called her cute, she still sweatdropped at her mood swing.
"Once I see that bastard again, I'm gonna kick his ass! Oh, I know how I could make that happen, I will use Lucy as a bait, and then send her to safety before I kick that bastard's ass! A-and then I will kill him, and join a dark guild. It will be worth it!" Erza ranted again, and most of her guildmates just shitted, or pissed their pants.
'E-erza's slowly becoming crazy.' Everyone thought
"Umm, Erza-san" Lucy poked her arm, which stopped the Re-quip wizard from her musings, "Why do you hate my nii-san so much? Can you tell us?" Lucy asked.
Erza sighed, and then nodded. "Two years ago, I met a blond haired man, with an headband that has the guild mark of the Akatsuki. He and I shared the same mission of ending three allied dark guilds, at first, I was starting to think the council sent me and the man to our deaths... but that never happened. Turns out the man is the 'shinobi', leader of the Akatsuki."
"If he helped you, why are you so angry at him?" Gray inquired, but the redhead glared at him.
"DONT INTERRUPT ME!" Erza yelled at Gray, who nodded in fear. "As I was saying before someone interrupted me, the man is the leader of the disbanded Akatsuki, ten men who are as strong as the Four Gods of Ishgar." With that, all of them, especially Lucy were shocked. "After that event... I thanked that bastard, and instead of replying "you're welcome" or stuff like that... the b-bastard told me to thank him in his bedroom and I should be naked once I enter his room! THAT BASTARD!" Erza growled
"That's understandable... nii-san has always been a pervert since we were kids. He even peeked in a secluded place where it was rumored Ur Milkovich is bathing, and he wasn't even discovered!" Lucy stated, and now, it's Gray's turn to get pissed.
"Alright, that settles it. You're brother is the worst being of all! Once we meet him, I will kill him!" Gray raged, but unfortunately, Erza headbutted him.
"You are not going to kill him, it is I who shall deliver the killing blow to that bastard!" Erza yelled at Gray, who nodded.
"Uh, you do realize that you're scheming someone's death in front of his sister." Lucy quietly said, which no one heard.
*BANG*
The door suddenly opened and revealed was the form of a tall man, who wears a hood.
"Is Makarov here?" The man asked
"T-THAT VOICE!" Erza shouted, and then requipped a sword. "I'm gonna kill you, shinobi bastard!" Erza shouted and then attacked the mysterious man.
"OI! Stop it this instant milk-mounds! Are you so horny right now, that you became angry that I didn't come earlier? That's fine honey, we can have our moment in the bed after I join the guild." The man said to Erza, which angered the female mage more.
'He's d-dead!' Many people thought as they awaited for the demise of the masked man
'Yes! Die! Die! You just angered Erza, and now you're dead! That's for peeking at my master, you bastard!' Gray thought as he daydreamed about the death of the man.
"How may I help you young man?" Makarov appeared out of nowhere and the man then removed his hood, to reveal a blond haired man just like Lucy, but instead of brown, he has blue eyes and three black marks on his face (Tobirama's marks). But his most distinguished feature is the headband on his neck... it has the logo of red clouds... the mark of the Akatsuki.
"It's me, you geezer. I'll join your guild right now since my imouto is here." Naruto grinned, which Makarov shared.
"Is the sequel to that Icha-Icha book coming?" Makarov whispered to Naruto, who nodded and gave him a small book.
"It's here, you can have it for free... but in exchange, you'll give me the naked photos of the females of Fairy Tail." Naruto told the old man, who gave him an envelope.
"I have Juvia to gather those for me, and no, I didn't peek at the photos." Makarov told him, and the two shook their hands. Hidden from that handshake was Makarov creating a guild make on Naruto's hand, which the blond noticed and nodded at him.
"It's nice working with you jiji!" Naruto exclaimed, but found no signs of Makarov... seemed like the old man won't wait to read Icha Icha.
"Umm... what was that for? And what's the content of the envelope?" Lucy asked
"Oh, just a deal that jiji and I had, and nope... there's nothing special here... wait where's the envelope!" Naruto shouted, as the envelope was now gone from his grasp. He turned around and saw a very red Erza holding the photos.
"T-THAT P-PERVERTED MASTER!" Erza shouted, and forgotten was the intent to kill Naruto, it's replaced by her intent to kill Makarov.
Scattered was the photos of naked females: Cana, Erza, Lucy, Mira, Bisca, Lisanna, Laki, Evergreen and many other female members of Fairy Tail, barring Juvia.
Macao and Wakaba were blown back by nosebleeds.
Gray and Natsu were staring at Lucy's photo.
Loke was shifting his eyes from Erza's photo to Lucy's photo.
Romeo's innocence was stolen from him. Poor brat.
Elfman was raging as he saw his sister's photos.
Mirajane was fuming in her mind, and set out to kill Juvia, who she knew took the photos. Same thoughts were shared by Lisanna, Lucy and Evergreen.
Cana was smirking and looked at Naruto, who was staring at her photo.
Freed looked sad... since there's no photo of Laxus. GAY BASTARD!
Juvia... was glaring at Lucy, and kept muttering "I'll kill love rival!".
Alzack fell unconscious as he saw Bisca's figure from the photo.
As the shock dispersed, the four females charged at Juvia, who's still formulating how to kill Lucy, and with that... a cat fight happened.
"WOOHOOO!" The males of Fairy Tail with a few exceptions yelled in appreciation.
Naruto Namikaze just arrived in Fairy Tail... and instantly caused chaos.
Chapter End
A/N2: I know Angel had Scorpio instead of Capricorn, but fuck that. I can bend the laws into what I want here. So yeah. Deal with it!
