Here you go,Odd Will Not Pay For New Numa!!
Disclaimer (Oh,why do I have to put this? ;;): Me no own Code Lyoko or the song!!!
Odd finds New Numa on youtube,along with Mr. Safety's song,"I WILL NOT PAY" and makes his friends record him singing it.
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Ulrich: Odd,please don't make me do this...
Odd: We have no tripod,so turn on the damn camera and be quiet!
Yumi: -in sumo suit- I LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT!!!!
Odd: So what?
Aelita: -in old man costume- Grrr...
Ulrich: We might as well get this over with.
Jeremie: -also in sumo suit- Yeah...
Ulrich: -turns on camera- Alright,get on with it.
Odd: One time this guy named Gary lip synced his favorite song and it was called the Numa Numa but it wasn't that long.
Yumi: (Thoughts) Holy shit this song's anoying...
Odd: And all he did was post a video on some random site.
Aelita: (Thoughts) MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!
Odd: And behold he was the first to get it big over night. If you saw this video you know that it wasn't great-
Ulrich: No kidding.
Odd: but for some reason we keep laughing at the look on his face. And now he's back with the New Numa and a little more fat.
Aelita: OO'
Odd: He's even charging for New Numa so what's up with that? I will not will not pay,I will not will not pay,the song's ok-
Ulrich: Hopefully better than this one.
Odd: But I still will not pay. I will not will not pay,I will not will not pay. The song's ok,but I still will not pay.
Yumi: People won't pay for this song either.
Odd You can see many people do the Numa groove. Black people,white people Asian people too. You can even watch Numa Numa cartoons. Just look it up on youtube.
Yumi: (Thoughts) I DO NOT DANCE THE NUMA NUMA!!!!!
Odd: What really makes this kid so hot,was it looks? I think not. Maybe he's an alien with mind control make you do the Numa Numa 'till you're 90 years old!
Aelita: -dancing- Better than wearing this costume...
Odd: Do the Numa 'till your heart stops-
Ulrich: -emo time- I wish it would...
Odd: Never stop 'till the beat drops. Everybody's eyes are blood shot,'cause Numa Numa causes brain rot.
Aelita: No,this is!!!
Odd: It might be just a one hit wonder. One quick hit and it's just thunder. You never know when there'll be another,HEY MACARAINA! But I still will not pay,I will not will not pay,the song's ok,but I still will not pay. I will not will not pay, The song's ok,but I still will not pay.
Jeremie&Yumi: -groan- Miya hee,miya who,miya haha,the numa numa,miya he miya ha,miya haha,the numa numa.
Odd: Hey,Gary when will you become a little more creative? Like write a song yourself and see if you can really sing it. I think that Perez Hilton needs some help from you,I heard they close her record deal so you know what to do. I think you and the Sophmores kid are some how relaited,cuz you two seem to look alike. Hey man,I just had to say it.
Ulrich: -slient agging-
Odd: You know this song is just a joke. No hate man I'm just playin'. My name is Mr. Saftey and i'm glad to see you make it but-
Everyone: MAKE IT STOP!!!!!
Odd: But I still will not pay,I will not will not pay,the song's ok,but I still will not pay. I will not will not pay,the songs ok,but I still will not pay. No,I will not pay,no,no,no,I will not pay...Miya he,miya who,miyaha,miya haha...ok that was stupid.
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Yeah,we all agree with you Odd...
