Characters:
Harry Potter (played by)Jack Sparrow
Ron Weasly(played by) Will Turner & Bootstrap Bill
Hermione(played by) Elizabeth Swann (boooo!)
Snape(played by) Cutler Beckett
Dumbledore(played by) James Norrington
Voldemore(played by) Davy Jones
Summary: You might not want to read this until after you have seen the original Potter Puppet Pals; the mysterious ticking Noise. Just go to my profile, and you should see the link there. It's under, "my favorite web video."
Disclamer: I own, sadly, nothing. I only own the computer that I wrote this on. OKAY! So I DON'T own the computer! Geez! Get off my back! Now it's time for Pirate Puppet Pals.
(There is a strange sucking noise in the distance)
Beckett appears strangely out of nowhere.
Beckett: What is that mysterious sucking noise?
Beckett (looking around the room for the source the ticking noise): not over here, not over there⦠OH SREW LOOKING FOR THAT QUEER NOISE! (listens to the sucking noise for about a minuet) Hey! It's kinda, sorta, catchy!
Beckett (chanting and moving back and forth): Beckett, Beckett. Cutler Beckett. Beckett, Beckett. Cutler Beckett.
Norrington (pops up beside Beckett): Norrington!
Beckett (gives Norrington a look that says, "Where in the bloody heck did you come from?!?!"): Beckett, Beckett. Cutler Beckett.
Norrington: Norrington!
Will (sings in a high pitched voice as Norrington and Beckett continue singing/chanting): Will, Will, Will Turner! Will, Will, Will Turner!
Elizabeth enters.
Elizabeth (Will, Beckett, and Norrington are still chanting) Elizabeth. Elizabeth. Elizabeth.
Jack (Elizabeth, Will, Beckett, and Norrington are all still chanting): Jack Sparrow! Jack Sparrow! (does a belly thrust) Ooh! Jack Sparrow! Jack Sparrow! That's me!
Beckett: Beckett.
Jack: Jack
Beckett: Beckett!
Jack: Jack!
Beckett: BECKETT!
Jack: JACK!
Jack and Beckett start to engage in a slapping fight, but Norrington pops up between the two of them.
Norrington (doesn't have his clothes on. Don't worry, he's a puppet, so nothing's showing.): Norrington!
Silence
Elizabeth: Eeeeeeeelizabeth!
All of them start singing together.
Beckett (while the others are singing): Beckett, Beckett. Cutler Beckett.
Norrington (while the others are singing, and still with out clothes): Norrington!
Will (while the others are singing, and still in a high pitched voice): Will, Will, Will Turner!
Elizabeth (while the others are singing): Eeeeeeeelizabeth! Elizabeth, Elizabeth. Elizabeth.
Jack (while the others are singing): Jack Sparrow, Jack Sparrow ( does a belly thrust) Ooh! Jack Sparrow, Jack Sparrow! That's me!
Everything is suddenly quiet as Bootstrap Bill comes in from out of nowhere, holding a tentacle in his arm.
Bootstrap: I've found the source of the sucking noise! It the kraken!
Everybody (happy that the source is finally discovered): Yaaaaaaaay!
Kraken eats them all.
Davy Jones (appears, again, out of nowhere after the Kraken eats everybody else besides him): Muhahahahaha!
Davy Jones (chanting): Davy Jones, Davy Jones. Oh Davy, Davy, Davy Jones!
