Characters:

Harry Potter (played by)Jack Sparrow

Ron Weasly(played by) Will Turner & Bootstrap Bill

Hermione(played by) Elizabeth Swann (boooo!)

Snape(played by) Cutler Beckett

Dumbledore(played by) James Norrington

Voldemore(played by) Davy Jones

Summary: You might not want to read this until after you have seen the original Potter Puppet Pals; the mysterious ticking Noise. Just go to my profile, and you should see the link there. It's under, "my favorite web video."

Disclamer: I own, sadly, nothing. I only own the computer that I wrote this on. OKAY! So I DON'T own the computer! Geez! Get off my back! Now it's time for Pirate Puppet Pals.

(There is a strange sucking noise in the distance)

Beckett appears strangely out of nowhere.

Beckett: What is that mysterious sucking noise?

Beckett (looking around the room for the source the ticking noise): not over here, not over there… OH SREW LOOKING FOR THAT QUEER NOISE! (listens to the sucking noise for about a minuet) Hey! It's kinda, sorta, catchy!

Beckett (chanting and moving back and forth): Beckett, Beckett. Cutler Beckett. Beckett, Beckett. Cutler Beckett.

Norrington (pops up beside Beckett): Norrington!

Beckett (gives Norrington a look that says, "Where in the bloody heck did you come from?!?!"): Beckett, Beckett. Cutler Beckett.

Norrington: Norrington!

Will (sings in a high pitched voice as Norrington and Beckett continue singing/chanting): Will, Will, Will Turner! Will, Will, Will Turner!

Elizabeth enters.

Elizabeth (Will, Beckett, and Norrington are still chanting) Elizabeth. Elizabeth. Elizabeth.

Jack (Elizabeth, Will, Beckett, and Norrington are all still chanting): Jack Sparrow! Jack Sparrow! (does a belly thrust) Ooh! Jack Sparrow! Jack Sparrow! That's me!

Beckett: Beckett.

Jack: Jack

Beckett: Beckett!

Jack: Jack!

Beckett: BECKETT!

Jack: JACK!

Jack and Beckett start to engage in a slapping fight, but Norrington pops up between the two of them.

Norrington (doesn't have his clothes on. Don't worry, he's a puppet, so nothing's showing.): Norrington!

Silence

Elizabeth: Eeeeeeeelizabeth!

All of them start singing together.

Beckett (while the others are singing): Beckett, Beckett. Cutler Beckett.

Norrington (while the others are singing, and still with out clothes): Norrington!

Will (while the others are singing, and still in a high pitched voice): Will, Will, Will Turner!

Elizabeth (while the others are singing): Eeeeeeeelizabeth! Elizabeth, Elizabeth. Elizabeth.

Jack (while the others are singing): Jack Sparrow, Jack Sparrow ( does a belly thrust) Ooh! Jack Sparrow, Jack Sparrow! That's me!

Everything is suddenly quiet as Bootstrap Bill comes in from out of nowhere, holding a tentacle in his arm.

Bootstrap: I've found the source of the sucking noise! It the kraken!

Everybody (happy that the source is finally discovered): Yaaaaaaaay!

Kraken eats them all.

Davy Jones (appears, again, out of nowhere after the Kraken eats everybody else besides him): Muhahahahaha!

Davy Jones (chanting): Davy Jones, Davy Jones. Oh Davy, Davy, Davy Jones!