"Hello again! We have started a new story with the same characters! I read your reviews last time and I wanted to write another for all you people who read last time's story!"
Dark: Yo!! DN Pointlessness didn't end!!
Krad: Yess.. Satoshi will truly pay for what he done.
Satoshi: Here's the first chapter!
More DN Pointlessness Chapter I: Satoshi's wedding!
One day at the church it was time for Satoshi's wedding. People were gathered on the benches and awaiting the bride and groom.
Satoshi: -getting dressed neatly and perfect as possible and is forced to take off his glasses because he would look like a nerd-
Daisuke: -forced into a wedding dress that is WAY too long for him and make-up-
Risa came as the flower girl and threw petals everywhere that were poking other peoples' eyeballs out and were screaming in pain.
Dark, as the monk came in a dorky outfit with a book he coudn't even read.
Dark: Ahem, here comes the groom.
Satoshi comes in without his glasses and crashes into a grandma, a kid, and a motercycle gang.
Dark: The bride.
Daisuke comes wobbling on high heels and falls into Satoshi's arms.
Krad: Ooh! So romantic! Hahaha...
Dark: Satoshi, do you accept Daisuke as your beloved?
Satoshi: Yes.
Dark: And Daisuke, do you accept Satoshi as your husband?
Daisuke: ... I-
Suddenly, Argentine busts into the church, knocks down the Buda Statue, and says, YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME!!
Dark: Dude, chill man! There was no more paper!
Argentine: Paper? PAPER?! YOU SAY PAPER IS THE REASON I WASN'T INVITED!?!
Dark: Yea, another reason we didn't invite you was because you are a total maniac and you need to control your temper.
Argentine: Temper? WELL I'LL SHOW YA' TEMPER!! -starts to wreck the church-
Satoshi: NOO!! Those decorations costed 1000 yen! ( $10 american money )
Argentine: WRAHH!!! -destroys the Buda Statue-
Daisuke: -accept?
Satoshi: You mean it, Dai-Chan?? Really?
Daisuke: Uh huh.
Satoshi: Really Really?
Daisuke: Yes.
Satoshi: Really really really really??
Daisuke: YES! Now get it over with, will ya?
Screen suddenly turns black but all you here are shouting and smooching sounds
Satoshi: 'Kay!
Meanwhile ,Dark and Argentine were fighting outside
Argentine: YOU WILL DIE!!
Dark: Gah!
Krad suddenly joins in V.S Dark.
Dark: No Fair! 2 against 1!!
Krad: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
Dark crashes into Argentine and suddenly they kiss.
Argentine: OMG!! I KISSED A GUY! -runs away-
Dark?
Krad: Aw Man, and I was starting to like that guy..
Dark: OMG! Krad's gay, Krad's gay!!
Krad: NO I"M NOT!!
End of Chapter I
