"Hello again! We have started a new story with the same characters! I read your reviews last time and I wanted to write another for all you people who read last time's story!"

Dark: Yo!! DN Pointlessness didn't end!!

Krad: Yess.. Satoshi will truly pay for what he done.

Satoshi: Here's the first chapter!


More DN Pointlessness Chapter I: Satoshi's wedding!

One day at the church it was time for Satoshi's wedding. People were gathered on the benches and awaiting the bride and groom.

Satoshi: -getting dressed neatly and perfect as possible and is forced to take off his glasses because he would look like a nerd-

Daisuke: -forced into a wedding dress that is WAY too long for him and make-up-

Risa came as the flower girl and threw petals everywhere that were poking other peoples' eyeballs out and were screaming in pain.

Dark, as the monk came in a dorky outfit with a book he coudn't even read.

Dark: Ahem, here comes the groom.

Satoshi comes in without his glasses and crashes into a grandma, a kid, and a motercycle gang.

Dark: The bride.

Daisuke comes wobbling on high heels and falls into Satoshi's arms.

Krad: Ooh! So romantic! Hahaha...

Dark: Satoshi, do you accept Daisuke as your beloved?

Satoshi: Yes.

Dark: And Daisuke, do you accept Satoshi as your husband?

Daisuke: ... I-

Suddenly, Argentine busts into the church, knocks down the Buda Statue, and says, YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME!!

Dark: Dude, chill man! There was no more paper!

Argentine: Paper? PAPER?! YOU SAY PAPER IS THE REASON I WASN'T INVITED!?!

Dark: Yea, another reason we didn't invite you was because you are a total maniac and you need to control your temper.

Argentine: Temper? WELL I'LL SHOW YA' TEMPER!! -starts to wreck the church-

Satoshi: NOO!! Those decorations costed 1000 yen! ( $10 american money )

Argentine: WRAHH!!! -destroys the Buda Statue-

Daisuke: -accept?

Satoshi: You mean it, Dai-Chan?? Really?

Daisuke: Uh huh.

Satoshi: Really Really?

Daisuke: Yes.

Satoshi: Really really really really??

Daisuke: YES! Now get it over with, will ya?

Screen suddenly turns black but all you here are shouting and smooching sounds

Satoshi: 'Kay!

Meanwhile ,Dark and Argentine were fighting outside

Argentine: YOU WILL DIE!!

Dark: Gah!

Krad suddenly joins in V.S Dark.

Dark: No Fair! 2 against 1!!

Krad: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

Dark crashes into Argentine and suddenly they kiss.

Argentine: OMG!! I KISSED A GUY! -runs away-

Dark?

Krad: Aw Man, and I was starting to like that guy..

Dark: OMG! Krad's gay, Krad's gay!!

Krad: NO I"M NOT!!


End of Chapter I