"This is stupid," Piper grit her teeth.

"Agreed," Annabeth nodded.

"Please, guys?" Lacy stuck out her bottom lip pleadingly. "You two are half of two of the cutest couples in all of Camp Half-Blood! This is for your wedding videos!"

"We're doing it aren't we?" Piper said.

"You better," Lacy warned. "Or else I'll have you attacked."

She faded into the shadows rather dramatically, causing the two friends to laugh.


"Hey, Jason," Piper chirped happily.

"Hey, Pipes," Jason smiled. He placed the book he was reading to side and pulled his girlfriend onto his lap. "What's got you in such a cheery mood today?"

"I just realized something."

"What?"

"I'm...ugly."

"That's an insult to my appearance!" Jason protested.

"How?" Piper arched an eyebrow, unsure how it had gone from her to Jason.

"Because if you're ugly, then the rest of us are fucking trolls," Jason replied. Piper felt her lips twitch upwards as he grabbed his book and balanced it on Piper's shoulder.

They sat in comfortable silence, Piper smiling and Jason reading.

"Read to me?" Piper asked.

"Of course."


"Hey, Seaweed Brain," Annabeth said glumly, walking into the Poseidon cabin. Unlike Piper, Annabeth's mind went into overdrive thinking about this gods damned prank. And maybe, just maybe, it was little bit true.

"Hey, Wise Girl," Percy smiled. He pulled her down so that she was lying on his bed with him, wrapped up by his arms and legs with her head leaning on his chest. He pressed a kiss to her temple. "What's wrong?"

"I just..." Annabeth hesitated. "I think I'm ugly."

"I think I'm pregnant," Percy replied without missing a beat.

Annabeth stared at him for a second. "...What?"

Percy gave her a 'duh' look. "I thought we were stating the impossible."

Annabeth blushed before she pressed her lips against Percy's, feeling a whole lot less insecure than earlier.


"This is perfect!" Lacy squealed.

"Going toward the wedding video," Connor Stoll nodded along seriously.

"Hey, Frank," Hazel said.

"Yeah?"

"What about me?"

"Sit down, kids, because I have a PowerPoint presentation prepared for this," Frank said.

Hazel blushed.


Just a short one-shot with all of my favorite couples (excluding Caleo). I hope you liked it!

~Miyako